What a great introduction to the wacky world of Rokkenjima :)

(also I'm way better than my boyfriend at this game they have to use the baby Princess Mode)

cant go 5 seconds in this fucking town without a gorilla jumping on me and killing me

she pyramid on my head till i silent hill 2

i mean i loved the game but 12 year old catholic school me wouldve worshipped this shit

the box art for this game makes it seem like chris turns into a werewolf which is a huge missed opportunity

resident evil 2 answers mans greatest question:

how many hip pouches can one person have?

not even the temptation of rebecca chambers will get me to play as chris

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my motives are very complex kills a dog with a shotgun i have the ability to mind hack kills myself with a shotgun

i wish pyramid head would do to me what he did to those mannequins