Whether you like (Eirika) or don't like her, there's nothing you can do about her, because she's number one. Whether you like her or don't like her, there's nothing you can do about it, because she's number one
Thoroughly impressed with how there's really no dull moment in this game for me. Difficulty spikes hurt me irl a bit but that's not specific to this game. ( some of the romance options are fucking weird though <:V )

Do Sonic fans hate fun and sunshine or something This game rocks

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when it asked me to draw my best friend i drew kinito getting shot and he liked it so much he hung it up in our private house later
I want one of those plushes BAD I don't care if its haunted or whatever

In retrospect it's really really funny that this was the game in 2017 to get a huge horror fanbase akin to what Banban has today
I don't even think it counts as """mascot horror""" Baldi isn't a mascot to me he's just Baldi.
Everything surrounding this game is the funniest shit ever Intentionally or unintentionally along with just being a good game. Splendid

if you think about it it's kind of like signalis

if you think about it it's kind of like toontown

Not much else to say besides that it's pretty good. The random encounters musical of this has been stuck in my head for like a week now. I don't even watch random encounters

Normally I'd bash a game for basing three worlds off of other games but like. I feel like this game gets a pass since they use the ideas from those games in its own unique way. I can't excuse the Rick and Morty easter egg though.
Everytime I see the second mission for a course and its a par mission I grip a replica of a pistol really really hard until I calm down

This feels like a fake game you'd see in the background of like. A 2000s Nickelodeon show. Not in that "oh its generic and just what a guy who doesn't play video games thinks video games are" and more like "the team behind the show wanted to take the piss out of a game their kids play and added as much weird shit as possible"
I do like a lot how all the weird pupation mutation stuff is played somewhat straight and not like "ooooh this game is FUCKED... this cutesy game just went FUCKO MODE." because thats way more common in every indie game than people want to recognize

This game has such a weird aura to it like The character designs feel so much different then every other one in the series. I kind of love it tho?? French people did something good for once

dude i'm just kind of confused on why this exists honestly LMAOO

The Progress Emporium is one of the most creative worlds and setpieces in a racing game I've seen probably ever and I just REALLY wish it wasn't stuck in an solely okay one

yeah i know this game was rushed and had an ungodly amount of bugs even for release day standards and half of the playerbase forgot it existed before it was the only way to archive old lbp levels. BUT LIKE this is a game where you help cardboard elvis rob a casino and then play zombie pinball Come on now.
gary numan jumpscare