classic beat em up in the sense that it controls like shit and feels unfinished

backrooms shit is so embarrassing
id really just rather read house of leaves a few more times

idk who needs to hear this but 95% of the NES library is straight up unplayable dookie. 4% is mid and 1% is pretty good

funniest game this year

gameplay good writing awful

i really didnt want to do anything while playing this. everything just kinda blurs together into a generic unfeeling mush. ill probably pirate the sequel and see if its better.

played this at a friends house and i forgot i was in vr and i fell and broke my nose on his desk

i hate sierra so much its unreal

i had this happen once

im going to kill this stupid thing

how am i even supposed to review this

i love murder

even as an 8 year old i could tell this was dogshit

do you guys remember the ds' audio player and the cool ass top screen audio visualisers you could switch between

anyway this one wasnt my favourite it was definitely the little vector paper airplane looking thing that was flying through space

based