i remember starting on crash man as a kid and getting pissed at the birds

mj is so shit its unbelievable. i just want pete to have gay sex or something jesus

even as an 8 year old i could tell this was dogshit

i was playing with the gang and i scaled a cliff face and the top of one rock on the cliffside had no collision so i clipped straight through it and got stuck for maybe 8 minutes because the inside of the cliffside was completely hollow and that was probably the most fun part of the game

(tldr how did they make ark but worse)

SO MVCH FVCKING SOVL...............

one of the nastiest games ever. comparisons to se7en are apt. absolutely rancid from the graphics to the story to the combat, really makes you FEEL like youre covered in sewage.

fun game but good god the "story" bits are the most cringe inducing shit ever

also every last ultrakill fan should be tortured for eternity, you all smell like actual shit