Cover yourself in oil but its blood instead

i dont care about the bugs.
fuck the "immersion" argument, the world's is not exiting to play in.

It's not wrong to be sexually attracted to Aphrodite

Imagine a ball, and you throw it.

This is a game that I should hate. It's humor is just lazy "offensive" jokes that never lands. Its buggy and scuffed to hell. And looks like someone threw up on a 3d modeling program. But by god do I love playing this game and indulging in its dumb fun. As the postal dude himself said,

"This can't be good for me, but I feel great!"