the games got a unique flow that really isnt seen in many other shmups. instead of just barraging you with bullets it wants you to play smarter with what you're actually shooting at.

the eleventh motherfucking son of this world shoots at the soul of man with radiant guns of silver

SONHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok my only experience of this like when I was 7 on the sega mega collection but my memory of it was "what the fuck do i do"

game reviewer when Sonic Adventure makes a mistake "WTF THIS GAMES SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?????????"

game reviewer when Mario 64 makes a mistake "awwww its ok wittle mario 64, you don't have to be perfect."

shout out to that wheel game for being one of the most boring fucking things i've ever played on god

Flood I

im a simple woman I see eevee I buy

it's so hard to cut grass in this game

holy shit i mean holy shit this is good

Absolute masterpiece

Ronde is my favorite game in the Maijin Tensei Series, you should play it, It's Good!

edit: Finally peak gaming is here. The only roguelike to ever happen. You're practically thrusted into the game without barely any knowledge of lore. Now go down this fucking tower while beating up fish and kill god! Do it all while listening to bangers.