ethan_hawkes
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This review contains spoilers
very gay, very camp - what if you got child-abused by your mommie dearest (in a terrible wig) because you were an interdimensional alien (read: kinsey 4.5) and then grew up and developed xenogenic psychosis from working for big pharma and dealing with your x-dimensional shadow self that wants to wear you as a skinsuit? and the whole time (barring bondage sex with your unhinged yandere side piece and normie not-gf gf), you just wanted to kiss your gay best friend even though (tragically) he's just not that into you? mwah chefs fuckin kiss that's good fuckin shit