farting_balls
i had to learn how to play poker to get free tf2 items
Can we just talk about how there are 11 goddamn seasons of the walking dead tv show. Who the actual fuck is still watching that pile of shit.
LOL THIS IS ASS
remember when telltale shut down after like episode 2 came out and we thought that they wouldnt finish the game and took our money and ran
Horseshit game
Put Clementine in Fortnite
holy fuck im not doing 64 sidequests just to beat this game. i give up. i was enjoying it but jesus fucking christ, xenoblade 2 is just a gold mine of shitty game design choices, isnt it.
2022
Add Super Mario. And Tony soprano. And Mike Ehrmantraut. Go ahead and add me while you’re at it.
i couldnt just make one review on the game so i made a note file and wrote out a bunch.
Filler: The Game
This game has the worst sound design/mixing of any video game ever created.
I was genuinely surprised at any time this game got even slightly good because of how rare it happens.
Fuck you.
Fuck this game.
How the fuck is this the sequel to my favorite game ever made.
I hate every single character in this game.
I refuse to believe the same person that designed FUCKING PYRA designed the XC3 characters. Monolithsoft is lying to us.
The only way I got through this game was by turning on the cheats with the DLC and making the game dirt easy.
I hope we see Rex's grave in XC3 so I can piss on it.
At some point in my life I will throw a physical copy of XC2 into a pit of fire.
No other game has made me think "Who in the everloving fuck on this dev team thought this was an acceptable decision" more than this game.
This game should be studied on how not to design a video game.
I cried when the credits rolled because I was so happy it was finally over and I never had to play it ever again.
Field skills are actually worst mechanic in any video game ever. This isn't an exaggeration. How in the actual fuck did the developers of this game put this in and think it was fine. I hope the fuckhead that thought of field skills and the bitches that refused to speak up about how shit they are all get demoted to working on Mario+Sonic at the Olympic Games.
OK SO THERE'S THIS RANDOM OBJECT THAT'S BLOCKING YOUR PATH AND YOU NEED LEVEL 4 FUCKING COCKRIDING TO PROGRESS SO EITHER SIT IN A MENU AND BOND BLADES FOR 2 HOURS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT HAS A COCKRIDING SKILL OR YOU CAN FIND A BLADE THAT ALREADY HAS COCKRIDING AND LEVEL IT UP WHICH'LL TAKE FUCKING YEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE TASKS LIKE Find 20 Mechanical Parts AND YOU HAVE TO GO DO OTHER USELESS SHIT UNTIL YOU CAN EVEN PROGRESS WITH THWE STORY
This game made me hate our world a little bit more.
How do you make a combat system that is worse in nearly every way from the original.
In half of the cutscenes the music is so loud you can barely hear the dialogue.
at least the ending was good
Filler: The Game
This game has the worst sound design/mixing of any video game ever created.
I was genuinely surprised at any time this game got even slightly good because of how rare it happens.
Fuck you.
Fuck this game.
How the fuck is this the sequel to my favorite game ever made.
I hate every single character in this game.
I refuse to believe the same person that designed FUCKING PYRA designed the XC3 characters. Monolithsoft is lying to us.
The only way I got through this game was by turning on the cheats with the DLC and making the game dirt easy.
I hope we see Rex's grave in XC3 so I can piss on it.
At some point in my life I will throw a physical copy of XC2 into a pit of fire.
No other game has made me think "Who in the everloving fuck on this dev team thought this was an acceptable decision" more than this game.
This game should be studied on how not to design a video game.
I cried when the credits rolled because I was so happy it was finally over and I never had to play it ever again.
Field skills are actually worst mechanic in any video game ever. This isn't an exaggeration. How in the actual fuck did the developers of this game put this in and think it was fine. I hope the fuckhead that thought of field skills and the bitches that refused to speak up about how shit they are all get demoted to working on Mario+Sonic at the Olympic Games.
OK SO THERE'S THIS RANDOM OBJECT THAT'S BLOCKING YOUR PATH AND YOU NEED LEVEL 4 FUCKING COCKRIDING TO PROGRESS SO EITHER SIT IN A MENU AND BOND BLADES FOR 2 HOURS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT HAS A COCKRIDING SKILL OR YOU CAN FIND A BLADE THAT ALREADY HAS COCKRIDING AND LEVEL IT UP WHICH'LL TAKE FUCKING YEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE TASKS LIKE Find 20 Mechanical Parts AND YOU HAVE TO GO DO OTHER USELESS SHIT UNTIL YOU CAN EVEN PROGRESS WITH THWE STORY
This game made me hate our world a little bit more.
How do you make a combat system that is worse in nearly every way from the original.
In half of the cutscenes the music is so loud you can barely hear the dialogue.
at least the ending was good
2019
okay i got to the okumura fight. time to stop playing until it comes to other platforms.
Holy shit Better Call Saul is so goddamn good. I can't believe how fucking amazing that last episode was.
Troll Face In Halo
"Chrissy, how the hell did you manage to fuck up dis bad? Now look where we are, we're in a fuckin' PS2 prerendered cutscene!"
"I'm sorry, Ton', the fuck am I s'posed to do about it?"
"I'm sorry, Ton', the fuck am I s'posed to do about it?"
weird port choice but ok
I DONT FUCKING CARE IF IT'S THE FOURTH ONE THEY'VE DONE PEOPLE SHIT ON THIS GAME TOO MUCH