I pushed so many people into oncoming traffic to catch the legendary pokemons

This would've been better if you played as Bat Man

Get George Clooney to voice the interns

idk what to write, if you have any suggestions please leave a comment.

FUN FACT: This was the first game to have a jump button.

so called 'free thinkers' when lonely rolling star comes on:
"Your lonely rolling star
Akiramenaide yo nee
Your lonely rolling star
Tama ni wa denwa shite
Your lonely rolling star
Aitai yo ima sugu
Your lonely rolling star
Haa tameiki ga hitotsu koboreru"

mfw when moron grandpas say this fossil game is better than starfield (masterpiece)

my despicable ass could not live in gotham

If you collect every coin in the game Mario says Fuck.

Valve has done the unthinkable. They had to have put the most skilled and experienced programmers on this game because they somehow did something that no one thought was possible. A task that could be seen as completely infeasible: Creating a game worse than CS:GO.

wuz jaking offmy peanits in my porno goggles but myhand movement make da red.dudes move :(

All my time playing this game I was just wondering how blind people would play it, considering they cannot view the screen.