Nothing could've ever prepared me for the absolute masterpiece this game is.

Didn't end up being the game I thought/wanted it to be when I saw its initial reveal. However, still enjoyable! Story is painfully average, and the ending is rushed, but Tokyo is cool and throwing magic gang signs to kill enemies is pretty badass.

I mean, the game sucks but I used to love it on PSP when I was a kid. It was free with PS Plus Deluxe, so of course I had to play it and beat it! Nostalgia is the only reason this game is scoring as high as it is.

Remedy have some of the coolest art direction. This game looks phenomenal, it plays well, and its so weird. I played it on PS4 in 2021 and I loved it so much, I replayed it on PS5 in 2022 and platinumed it in a day.

I always recommend this game to friends when they complain they've got nothing to play. They never listen though because it ain't AAA. They're missing out on an absolute masterpiece, but oh well. I need to go back and finish the DLC at some point.

Cool concept, execution is a bit rough. Nice gore. Enemies are fucking stupid.

Assassin's Creed: Way Too Fucking Long

Visually impeccable. Story was intriguing. Combat was great. Open world was open worldy but its a solid game.

2021

God of War (2018) but turned up to 11. I had to restart my game 16 hours in due to a bug, but I refuse to let that sour my experience. Have awesome memories playing this game.

Cozy indie game. World may seem small but there's a lot to do considering it's size.

2022

Bring a chick home and show them this game.

Chill game to kick back and play some beats to. Don't expect more than that.

First Bioshock game I played. Loved how weird it was. Skyhook was awesome.