holdthemayo
2021
I really really really like Octo Expansion. I think its one of Nintendo's best. So when this came out and it was just pretty good I couldn't help but feel a little dissapointed. Oustide of my incredibly tall expectations this game is pretty great. Story is really solid and the character interactions really make it. I felt decently incentivised to 100% and had fun doing it too. I wish it was a bit harder tho. Took only 3 tries to beat and thats pretty pathetic for a roguelite. Maybe it woulda been best to have 10 more floors or so, a case of padding that I think woulda done the game some good. Anyways, pick this up if youre a freak for splatoon single player content,
2021
I spent 4 hours on this game. 4 FUCKING HOURS. My bitch of a friend Jake told me to play the game for an insane twits . do you wannna what that twist was . IT WAS CHJRIRSOPHER ROBIN THE MAIN FUCKING CHARCACTER OF WINNIE THG EPOOH. I SPENT 4 HOURS OF MY LUFE. I have lost my sanity. All It htiunk about now is how Im going to recover the time I lost. I am so sad. I am so angry. I am crying as I write this. Never has a game made me feel so much emotion. If I had known the game was just difficult and had christopher robin In it I wouldnt have wasted 4 hours of my friday night. Please jst dont make the same mistake I did. I was emotionally abused and made fun of during it. This was like being a cancer patient and your buddy also got cancer but beats it in like a day and laughs at you and says hey that wasnt so hard and I'm on the hospital bed barely hanging on to my life. I want to flatline so badly but my inherent will to live and support from my peers (not Jake) keeps me going. Tomorrow I will not be. I just wont.
2023
2023
2007
2020
Love this one. Gay socialist Twitter writing that will absolutely become dated in a decade or less, but manages to be a perfect satire of modern society. Not to mention, despite the simplicity, I fell in love with all of the characters. Excited to check out Aggrocrab's other stuff (As long as it's not ported by Team17 oh god)
2002