Beat the shit out of trollface with the help of RuPaul, Corpse Husband, and a $19 Fortnite Card. This is cinema.

I really really really like Octo Expansion. I think its one of Nintendo's best. So when this came out and it was just pretty good I couldn't help but feel a little dissapointed. Oustide of my incredibly tall expectations this game is pretty great. Story is really solid and the character interactions really make it. I felt decently incentivised to 100% and had fun doing it too. I wish it was a bit harder tho. Took only 3 tries to beat and thats pretty pathetic for a roguelite. Maybe it woulda been best to have 10 more floors or so, a case of padding that I think woulda done the game some good. Anyways, pick this up if youre a freak for splatoon single player content,

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They say titty in this one

It's Pizza Tower but with a much smoother, more overpowered character but with a higher skill ceiling. It's like playing with training wheels off oh and also the bike is a motorcyle now.

I spent 4 hours on this game. 4 FUCKING HOURS. My bitch of a friend Jake told me to play the game for an insane twits . do you wannna what that twist was . IT WAS CHJRIRSOPHER ROBIN THE MAIN FUCKING CHARCACTER OF WINNIE THG EPOOH. I SPENT 4 HOURS OF MY LUFE. I have lost my sanity. All It htiunk about now is how Im going to recover the time I lost. I am so sad. I am so angry. I am crying as I write this. Never has a game made me feel so much emotion. If I had known the game was just difficult and had christopher robin In it I wouldnt have wasted 4 hours of my friday night. Please jst dont make the same mistake I did. I was emotionally abused and made fun of during it. This was like being a cancer patient and your buddy also got cancer but beats it in like a day and laughs at you and says hey that wasnt so hard and I'm on the hospital bed barely hanging on to my life. I want to flatline so badly but my inherent will to live and support from my peers (not Jake) keeps me going. Tomorrow I will not be. I just wont.

People who play this don't have sex but they have something better

I went to the Radiohead musuem

Kishimoto was PISSED we took away his titty sucking porn

This makes Sonic Superstars look like a joke why is it stuck in the apple arcade dungeon

This game fucking sucks but I love it with all my heart

It's perfect. There's nothing wrong with it.

I couldn't get all the achievements because I have to be mean to her for one of them and I couldn't bring myself to do it after about 15 minutes of staring at the screen

Love this one. Gay socialist Twitter writing that will absolutely become dated in a decade or less, but manages to be a perfect satire of modern society. Not to mention, despite the simplicity, I fell in love with all of the characters. Excited to check out Aggrocrab's other stuff (As long as it's not ported by Team17 oh god)

This should be used in couples therapy

Cruel and unusual punishment