Things I Hate About The Games That I Love

In full contrast from this list here.
This is the antithesis. This is the violent option!!
I am only doing my 5 star rated games because I have a SHIT ton of games that are 4 stars. The things that I hate about them are obviously why they're in that rank and not in this one.

It makes me feel incredibly stupid.
Delirium should be deleted out of the game.
The payoff from befriending the characters is too short lived.
There is one mission during the late-game where Jimmy partakes in revenge porn on another minor for like $25 and learns absolutely nothing from it.
I have to take a picture of some girl's unmentionables in order to save every survivor. The Cletus fight is garbage.
I can't recommend this game to everyone because of all of the flashing lights in it.
Some of the most annoying mini-games ever. Having to kill the same enemies over and over again to get the Spheres you need is monotonous.
I haven't reviewed this one yet, but the Seal DLC is not fun.
Mimosa's fight is the only one that I couldn't properly find the rhythm of because she's a pain in the ass.
The maps are empty and grinding the Coliseum with Stitch makes me want to die.
The changes to the shooting mechanics are stinky. The choices you make in this game are not as impactful as they seem.
The post-game is hard as fucking balls.
The black hole on Brittle Hollow can suck my dick!!
Oatchi and the Ice Pikmin trivialize the hell out of the game.
Raz, please shut the fuck up.
I cannot stand that one big room with the two Garradors in it in either version of this game.
The fact that your neighbors do not age unless you are actively playing as them.
The online is butthole.
I haven't reviewed this one yet, but both Jessica and Matt get shafted so hard in terms of screen time.
I haven't reviewed this one yet, but Professor Pester needs to be taken out by a sniper.
Kiryu's business mini-game is boring. There are too many sub-stories that follow the same formula.

11 Comments


Couldn't agree more regarding Delirium. That fight is easily what turns 100%'ing that game from a challenging but fun romp into a complete nightmare, especially when playing as The Lost.

1 month ago

@UrLocalBanktoad It's also the fact that he isn't 100% guaranteed to show up too. I've had really awesome runs instantly die because his stupid portal doesn't show up!!

1 month ago

I would honestly take my chances with Delirium any day over fighting Hush ever again.

1 month ago

imagining Professor Pester as a Tumblr Sexyman now. Imagining the same amount of people who draw sexy Majima but for Pester.

1 month ago

@Snigglegros I'd let him hit me with that stick, fr

1 month ago

After nearly finishing Yakuza 0 (forgot to put the game under 'Playing') yeah no Real Estate has nothing to it. Unfortunately it's the best way to make money without exploiting Mr. Shakedown soooo....

27 days ago

You are so right about the black hole in Outer Wilds. You're right about everything on this list. I'm dying! This is great!

27 days ago

@roytheboy_ The amount of times I would turn around and see that my ship was now 3000 meters away 🤨

21 days ago

"it makes me feel incredibly stupid" literally me when i play any zelda game

21 days ago

To be fair to Baba is You, I don't think anyone in the history of playing it has ever come away thinking "Wow, I'm actually pretty smart!" And if they did, then they're lying.

20 days ago

@LizurdWizurd I beat it, therefore I have giganto brain.


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