"this game is deep and stuff bro, it says something about the human contidion" I utter as I furiously masturbate to 2B sfm porn

Unbelievably pandering to make an entire game based on that Dame Da Ne Guy meme

Today I'm finally gonna slay the spire

Damn spire got hands

"man this is gonna be the run i'm finally gonna finish this level"

the dog offscreen running towards me at mach 2:

this game fucking sucks and i hate it but a video essayist said its good so i like it now

why yes, mr chicken man. i do like hurting other people. quite a bit, actually. may i do it more

Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

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i fucking hate this game because it reminds me of the time i bought "gta iv for ps2" as a kid along with this game and waited weeks for the repair of my ps2 only to find out the game was gta san andreas with niko belic skin

13 years later and I still say "The time is... Very late!" and think about how eating celery causes instant weight loss. God I played this a lot over the years. Where else can you kill someone's husband in front of them and then make jokes and fart until they come around and agree to marry you?