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Metal Gear Solid
1998
THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT
I enjoyed it very much. I used a guide for my own sanity but i definitely wonder how i would have managed this without any outside help. Very good for its time and i recommend if you are playing through all the metal gears.
Ice Climber
1985
why are these niggas in smash
Ice Climber
1985
Removing the option to club seals is woke SJW pandering
WELP that was not good. I finished Xenoblade 1 and it was amazing but now this.... this reminds me of something i dont like.... CATHERINE!!! Nintendo needs to stop allowing these onto their consoles. I spent so much money on this game and it stinks Why Nintendo!? I will not play xenoblade and maybe lower xenoblade 1 score because of this
Donkey Kong
1981
For 30 minutes on September 10th, 2022, I held the high score on the DK cabinet at Decades in Lancaster PA. Those were good times.
Anyway: This is a stone cold classic.
Anyway: This is a stone cold classic.
Fortnite Festival
2023
being able to see Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2 sing Buddy Holly by Weezer was a religious expierence for me
also game is great
also game is great
Literal life changing expierence I'm genuinely honored to live in the same era as this amazing piece of art like holy shit. the night I finished it I sat on my bed eating pizza rolls for the first time in probably 10 years bawling my eyes out
"Raiden, forget everything I just told you. The most important thing for you do to now is to buy 1,800 v-bucks and order the Raiden bundle in the Item Shop. Recreate your favorite moments from Metal Gear Solid 2: Guns of Liberty with the Raiden skin, alongside Solid Snake in the Battle pass. And Raiden, always remember to crank 90s and get a victory royale."
If this is what Fortnite was like for like two years, I’m glad to been busy being encased in concrete until Chapter Two when I was freed from my prison of construction composite
Garten of Banban 4
2023
Do you think the people at valve who decided to get rid of Steam Greenlight and let anyone publish games with a pricetag on Steam feel the same way that Oppenheimer did about the atomic bomb
>Install free PS+ Game
> Witness the rigid, plasticy character models of the opening animatics, and wonder how the same publisher that gave us the sublimely animated Xenoverse and FighterZ games could produce something that looks this cheap. Even the voice actors sound like they don't care.
> Get into the matches and it's like Great Value Fortnite. Ugly levels, uninteresting survival gameplay. You're picking up so much shit, and it's never clear what every item's purpose is. Why weren't soda cans in the tutorial? Or Dragon Balls? These seem too important to have to learn on the fly!
> Get all 7 Dragon Balls, summon Shenron, get boring wish options. Then the game crashes after Shenron leaves.
> Uninstall free PS+ game.
> Witness the rigid, plasticy character models of the opening animatics, and wonder how the same publisher that gave us the sublimely animated Xenoverse and FighterZ games could produce something that looks this cheap. Even the voice actors sound like they don't care.
> Get into the matches and it's like Great Value Fortnite. Ugly levels, uninteresting survival gameplay. You're picking up so much shit, and it's never clear what every item's purpose is. Why weren't soda cans in the tutorial? Or Dragon Balls? These seem too important to have to learn on the fly!
> Get all 7 Dragon Balls, summon Shenron, get boring wish options. Then the game crashes after Shenron leaves.
> Uninstall free PS+ game.
Metal Gear
1987
If i was a kid living in rural Idaho in the 80s playing this without a guide, I probably would have murdered everyone i love.
might honestly be the best game ever made like holy shit
This shit sucks