louiseyhannah
it's not a game but it is basically among us the movie
2017
This review contains spoilers
this game have many feelings i feel towards it. i believe kiryu is done the best in this game so far out of the series, i felt many emotions towards him and i think he's going through a lot and he does really cool good things in this game good job kriyu1!!!
however.
there is unfortunately a however.
imagine you're using a slow cooker but then this big man named ryuji comes along every few minutes and KJUST FUCKING WACKS UP THE HEAT HOLY SHIT WE'RE COOKING SO FAST OH MY GFUCKING GOD JESSU but actually he walked away and forgot about it and the heat is no longer on??? we've stopped cooking?? uhm. why is there not heat. there is no cooking??? the pacing ?? it's gone, good bye. now we're doingn random thhings that don't really do much for the game????? interesting.
i believe mayhaps tone indicators were needed in this game. because the msuic. i t didnot. i t did not indicate. there were some choices. i won't say they were awful, but laughing at the end cutscenes because everything is so insane that it verges into silliness...... prehaps not the bestest move. perhaps.
however. i must add another however.
there was a castle. inside of a castle. and inside that castle. there was: kawara. ryuji. haruka. sayama. sengoku that little bitch. and there was also two fucking tigers.
that was kinda peak kino gas yeeaheayehaeyeahyeaheyhaeyaheayh
anyway cool game, can't wait for more :)
oh one final thing. one final thought. ryuji goda the man that you are holy fuck what the fuck holy sdhit have u ever been unable to beat a boss fihgt because what the fuck ais going on its just a lot for my eyes to witness because wowowowoowowowowoowowowow
however.
there is unfortunately a however.
imagine you're using a slow cooker but then this big man named ryuji comes along every few minutes and KJUST FUCKING WACKS UP THE HEAT HOLY SHIT WE'RE COOKING SO FAST OH MY GFUCKING GOD JESSU but actually he walked away and forgot about it and the heat is no longer on??? we've stopped cooking?? uhm. why is there not heat. there is no cooking??? the pacing ?? it's gone, good bye. now we're doingn random thhings that don't really do much for the game????? interesting.
i believe mayhaps tone indicators were needed in this game. because the msuic. i t didnot. i t did not indicate. there were some choices. i won't say they were awful, but laughing at the end cutscenes because everything is so insane that it verges into silliness...... prehaps not the bestest move. perhaps.
however. i must add another however.
there was a castle. inside of a castle. and inside that castle. there was: kawara. ryuji. haruka. sayama. sengoku that little bitch. and there was also two fucking tigers.
that was kinda peak kino gas yeeaheayehaeyeahyeaheyhaeyaheayh
anyway cool game, can't wait for more :)
oh one final thing. one final thought. ryuji goda the man that you are holy fuck what the fuck holy sdhit have u ever been unable to beat a boss fihgt because what the fuck ais going on its just a lot for my eyes to witness because wowowowoowowowowoowowowow
garrus and i danced and that is literally all that i needed for it to be 5*
2016
I know it has many issues but the bond between the boys is so strong that it is holding the entire game together
idk man it's a game
i think this game had a lot of ideas but didn't really know what to do with them i guess - like the stuff they're saying is cool and interesting and honestlyh fucking hilarious, but do i really care at the end of the day? not really. i don't care much about the characters, i don't care much about the story. i just find it hard to care. and i care too much most of the itme. so that kinda sums it up.
it was fun tho ig - i sacrficied the tendons in my thumb to play this, so i guess that's a ringing endorsment
i think this game had a lot of ideas but didn't really know what to do with them i guess - like the stuff they're saying is cool and interesting and honestlyh fucking hilarious, but do i really care at the end of the day? not really. i don't care much about the characters, i don't care much about the story. i just find it hard to care. and i care too much most of the itme. so that kinda sums it up.
it was fun tho ig - i sacrficied the tendons in my thumb to play this, so i guess that's a ringing endorsment
2019
yakuza 4 is genuinely a delight. it is so so self aware of the series it's in, so camp and so understanding of the tropes of yakuza and executes all of it's perfect silliness so well.
the main 4 characters have a whole range of quality, but some treasures among them that i can't wait to see in the future games, i absolutely adore the additions with their personalities! in terms of antagonists, i think y3 and y4 has had some pretty weak ones, but the ideas presented in 4 are interesting :D
the ost for this game is incredible and the ending was so insanely hype, i enjoyed it immensly :3 great yakuzas
the main 4 characters have a whole range of quality, but some treasures among them that i can't wait to see in the future games, i absolutely adore the additions with their personalities! in terms of antagonists, i think y3 and y4 has had some pretty weak ones, but the ideas presented in 4 are interesting :D
the ost for this game is incredible and the ending was so insanely hype, i enjoyed it immensly :3 great yakuzas
2018
This review contains spoilers
yakuza 3 is a video game.
i think this game showcases some of thes trongest kiryu has ever been writen and then like 7 chapters later is the waekest he's ever been written which is a time to be sure! rikiya is a fascinating addition to the story, but as with many things in this game, is underused.
mine is a fascinating character who is underdone and underbaked by the narrative, which focuses far more on shock value rather than good writing. if we cut out like, idk, say, 5 of the subplot antags, this would be a better game lmao
daigo/mine 5ever,. truly the best, hate to see it, they should mkae out
i think this game showcases some of thes trongest kiryu has ever been writen and then like 7 chapters later is the waekest he's ever been written which is a time to be sure! rikiya is a fascinating addition to the story, but as with many things in this game, is underused.
mine is a fascinating character who is underdone and underbaked by the narrative, which focuses far more on shock value rather than good writing. if we cut out like, idk, say, 5 of the subplot antags, this would be a better game lmao
daigo/mine 5ever,. truly the best, hate to see it, they should mkae out
2020
this game is the most wonderous, the most wow, the best in the world.
do you own a heart? woudl you like it ripped from your very being and shoved into a hole full of worms and the worms have so much agony they will put into your heart but also there is so much hoep and joy and love and wow in the worms and the worms are feeding your heart all of these things? good, omori is the game for you :)
kel is the bestest in the wworld
do you own a heart? woudl you like it ripped from your very being and shoved into a hole full of worms and the worms have so much agony they will put into your heart but also there is so much hoep and joy and love and wow in the worms and the worms are feeding your heart all of these things? good, omori is the game for you :)
kel is the bestest in the wworld
game is bad but also game can be good, li9ke, imagine you almost get the good game but everytime you almost get the GREAT game they actually take away that plot point and you can't actually paly the good game u have to just do the same thing again and suddenly the game is over and no questions have bene answered and you'rej uist like where was the good game i was promised well psych, the chucrh ahas taken away the good things again and has only left that bad
2016
This review contains spoilers
what did i think? hm. i thought many things.
i thought majima popping out the ground to attack me was most excellent. i thought majima doing a pole dance was maybe thegreatest thing that ever happened to me in my twenty five years of life thius far. i thought majima driiving a truck into me was most incredible. truly most majima moments. i think of majima often, as i lie awake at night. did you know majima. have you heard of majima. ahem.
so once i moved on fgrom majima, and actually played the main game, i realised that the trauma that awaited me was beyond even my wildest dreams. it was so much pain i played koi koi for 5 hours straight to forget. but i could not forget. nishiki, oi. nishiki, oi. nishiki i did not have a prison bitch all i thought about was you. nishiki, i love you. nishiki, help. nishiki, oi. nishiki,m i'm crying. nishiki. he's so good. he's so so good. he's wrritten so good. GOD HE'S SO GOOD.
game is pretty cool :)
now to conclude.
aaaaamaaaaaazZZZiiIiiiiiNGGG graceeeeeee
how sweeeeeeeet the souuuuuuund
i once was loooooost but now
i left the dog as a stray on the street because haruka said it was cool
i thought majima popping out the ground to attack me was most excellent. i thought majima doing a pole dance was maybe thegreatest thing that ever happened to me in my twenty five years of life thius far. i thought majima driiving a truck into me was most incredible. truly most majima moments. i think of majima often, as i lie awake at night. did you know majima. have you heard of majima. ahem.
so once i moved on fgrom majima, and actually played the main game, i realised that the trauma that awaited me was beyond even my wildest dreams. it was so much pain i played koi koi for 5 hours straight to forget. but i could not forget. nishiki, oi. nishiki, oi. nishiki i did not have a prison bitch all i thought about was you. nishiki, i love you. nishiki, help. nishiki, oi. nishiki,m i'm crying. nishiki. he's so good. he's so so good. he's wrritten so good. GOD HE'S SO GOOD.
game is pretty cool :)
now to conclude.
aaaaamaaaaaazZZZiiIiiiiiNGGG graceeeeeee
how sweeeeeeeet the souuuuuuund
i once was loooooost but now
i left the dog as a stray on the street because haruka said it was cool
if you like wikipedia and video games and escape rooms then this is the game for you (it is very fun i enjoyed it a lot)
2019
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i want koker and akechi to make our the y should hafve done wahta and i t woudl have been a perfect game if they had amde aout maruki is a true ally because he tried to get them to make oujt it is canon okay bye pleay this tgame
i want koker and akechi to make our the y should hafve done wahta and i t woudl have been a perfect game if they had amde aout maruki is a true ally because he tried to get them to make oujt it is canon okay bye pleay this tgame
truly the greatest. the most wow. the yes.
this game has perhaps destroyed my state of existence. i think of it every day. it hurts my soul. it makes me feel joy. to suffer and to hope and to love and to throw it away and to strive for it every day.
i want to use majima goro as a chew toy. i want to drive a toyota yaris into his home and set fire to it. i want him to throw me in a blender whilst i throw a blender at him.
this game is good
this game has perhaps destroyed my state of existence. i think of it every day. it hurts my soul. it makes me feel joy. to suffer and to hope and to love and to throw it away and to strive for it every day.
i want to use majima goro as a chew toy. i want to drive a toyota yaris into his home and set fire to it. i want him to throw me in a blender whilst i throw a blender at him.
this game is good
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2012
this game is many things
you will witness the worst dialogue youi've ever read in your entire life and be like why the hell am i playing this game oh my god oH MY GOD SPLEASE MAKE THEM STOP TALKING OH GOOOOODO
but then
then
you will witness, beautiful. you will witness, goodness. you will witness the seekers of truth, and truth they shall seek. you will somehow maybe love them, somehow (for they have many probelms). yosuke is a veYYG OROD BNOY ANDF IO WILL RDEEFND HIM !!!!! (atlus put him down. give him to me)
truly actualyl frfr, this game is good, and the end climax sections are actually genuinely peak gaming. like not joking. i was crying so hard i thought i was goihng to throw up lol THIS IS A GOOD THING !
adachi. well. where to begin. best character of all time. maybe.
debatable.
great vegetab;les.
you will witness the worst dialogue youi've ever read in your entire life and be like why the hell am i playing this game oh my god oH MY GOD SPLEASE MAKE THEM STOP TALKING OH GOOOOODO
but then
then
you will witness, beautiful. you will witness, goodness. you will witness the seekers of truth, and truth they shall seek. you will somehow maybe love them, somehow (for they have many probelms). yosuke is a veYYG OROD BNOY ANDF IO WILL RDEEFND HIM !!!!! (atlus put him down. give him to me)
truly actualyl frfr, this game is good, and the end climax sections are actually genuinely peak gaming. like not joking. i was crying so hard i thought i was goihng to throw up lol THIS IS A GOOD THING !
adachi. well. where to begin. best character of all time. maybe.
debatable.
great vegetab;les.