nomooremercy
Full series video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naNHKIJwlRs
This game is a visual nightmare, the screen is so cluttered with objects it's hard to see what's happening. The action is constantly broken up by poor mini-games that essentially are nothing more than mindless button mashing or simon says. Skip this one.
This game is a visual nightmare, the screen is so cluttered with objects it's hard to see what's happening. The action is constantly broken up by poor mini-games that essentially are nothing more than mindless button mashing or simon says. Skip this one.
2004
Full series video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naNHKIJwlRs
Viewtiful Joe 2 takes the formula from the first game and adds plenty of quality of life improvements. Unfortunately, I felt that the boss design wasn't as sharp as the first game and it didn't leave quite as large of an impact on me.
Viewtiful Joe 2 takes the formula from the first game and adds plenty of quality of life improvements. Unfortunately, I felt that the boss design wasn't as sharp as the first game and it didn't leave quite as large of an impact on me.
2003
Full series video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naNHKIJwlRs
Viewtiful Joe is full of action, style and is all-around a very unique title. I love this game, even if the Magnificent 5 was one of the hardest levels I've ever played in a video game.
Viewtiful Joe is full of action, style and is all-around a very unique title. I love this game, even if the Magnificent 5 was one of the hardest levels I've ever played in a video game.
2022
Pretty much the same as Sniper Elite 3 and 4, but Invasion mode is a blast and I'm really enjoying that aspect of it. Shame the game feels so unpolished, with invisible walls and solid bushes everywhere.
2005
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1UASDrGg5U
Pariah in my eyes is the worst of the Halo "killers," not only was it a commercial flop, it was also a terrible game. Frame rate issues, poor gunplay, a thin story and bad vehicle combat all plague this title.
Pariah in my eyes is the worst of the Halo "killers," not only was it a commercial flop, it was also a terrible game. Frame rate issues, poor gunplay, a thin story and bad vehicle combat all plague this title.
2005
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-oatnDUvo
Cold Winter has an awesome story, paired with impressive physics and a badass dismemberment system. Unfortunately, it's PlayStation 2 exclusivity holds it back from greatness. Fingers crossed we get a remaster at some point!
Cold Winter has an awesome story, paired with impressive physics and a badass dismemberment system. Unfortunately, it's PlayStation 2 exclusivity holds it back from greatness. Fingers crossed we get a remaster at some point!
2022
My anti-virus kept flagging the exe as a virus and kept deleting the installation.
After playing the game I now know that it was trying to save 30 minutes of my life, thanks nod32.
After playing the game I now know that it was trying to save 30 minutes of my life, thanks nod32.
2022
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrIYDCPOb_c
Nightmare of Decay is an amazing throwback to 90's survival horror and my sleeper hit of 2022. Sure, it doesn't always click, but when it does? Gold.
Nightmare of Decay is an amazing throwback to 90's survival horror and my sleeper hit of 2022. Sure, it doesn't always click, but when it does? Gold.
2022
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qz-IgSBado
Trek to Yomi is a beautiful game that you should check out. It has a crazy amount of atmosphere, immersive sound design and a pretty cool plot. Some people are going to point to the game's short length, and while yes, it is about 3.5 hours long. I do believe that the visuals, gameplay and sound more than justify that price.
Trek to Yomi is a beautiful game that you should check out. It has a crazy amount of atmosphere, immersive sound design and a pretty cool plot. Some people are going to point to the game's short length, and while yes, it is about 3.5 hours long. I do believe that the visuals, gameplay and sound more than justify that price.
2003
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykB2KCoaZM4
A highly influential, but flawed game. It generally laid the groundwork for Gears of War, Uncharted and other third person cover shooters going forward. It's completely forgettable beyond this for the most part. At least the soundtrack was made by the same guy who did the music for Invader Zim, so that's cool.
A highly influential, but flawed game. It generally laid the groundwork for Gears of War, Uncharted and other third person cover shooters going forward. It's completely forgettable beyond this for the most part. At least the soundtrack was made by the same guy who did the music for Invader Zim, so that's cool.
2019
I had fun with the game early on, but as the bugs and crashes piled up, my frustrations did too. The game becomes a slog by the end, Friday is the worst day by far. Maybe it'll be a 3/5 if they fix the bugs, but I doubt it. They seem more intent on making weed jokes than releasing a competent product these days.
2005
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjpq3lAd36U
An awesome mashup of horror and the wild west, what's not to love? Solid combat, morality system that unlocks vampiric abilities and two different endings. It sinks a bit in the middle, but thankfully it picks up right after this.
An awesome mashup of horror and the wild west, what's not to love? Solid combat, morality system that unlocks vampiric abilities and two different endings. It sinks a bit in the middle, but thankfully it picks up right after this.
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXqYw7uefR0
A short, exciting romp through the desert that had me grinning from ear to ear my entire playthrough. 100% worth it if you can find it cheap.
A short, exciting romp through the desert that had me grinning from ear to ear my entire playthrough. 100% worth it if you can find it cheap.
2005
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QEZg29QMFA
50 Cent Bulletproof walked so 50 Cent Blood on the Sand could run. Really not worth your time or money these days, just skip it.
50 Cent Bulletproof walked so 50 Cent Blood on the Sand could run. Really not worth your time or money these days, just skip it.
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu5GGT-KS48
Really enjoyed my first playthrough of this game, very little issues with a ton of upsides. Beautiful from front to back, with great dungeon design and a sprawling open world.
Really enjoyed my first playthrough of this game, very little issues with a ton of upsides. Beautiful from front to back, with great dungeon design and a sprawling open world.