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i just broke down crying explaining to my dad why watching this giant dragon slowly meandering through the sky and into a lake completely out of nowhere filled me with an acute awareness of my own insignificance and an indiscriminate love and pathos for the natural world and if that doesnt speak to this game's effortlessly ubiquitous beauty then idk what will

I am fully convinced this game activates some sort of sleeper agent implant in your brain that irreversibly changes your taste in media forever and starts making you shill it to literally everyone you know. I got a good chunk of my friend group into it purely on the virtue of being incredibly annoying.

i fucking hate eric and his stupid fucking face fuck you eric

This game isn't free, it takes a piece of your soul every time you play it

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English alphabet, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want you to stop playing League of Legends

Hades

2018

this is definitely one of the games of 2020

i want to suck king k rool's toes

A creeper blew up my home fuck this game lol, Im gonna to taco bell need some tacos