pepefrogee
10 reviews liked by pepefrogee
Metal Gear Solid
1998
yeah, mr gas mask guy, maybe i do like castlevania. whats it to ya.
Metal Gear Solid
1998
you think that if otacon was just dicking around invisible somebody would notice every room smelled like fucking piss all the time
what if Silent Hill was your phone????? have u ever thought that social media is bad?? teenage girls wouldn't be bullies online if they just went shopping. maybe if they watched Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within on a big tasty plasma TV, that'd work too.
So, a pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his crotch. The bartender says "hey, man, what's with the wheel?" And the pirate says "argh! It's driving me nuts!"
The core gameplay loop, customization, and art style all worked for me. With that being said, NFS needs to drop the whole “oppressed street racer” shtick that permeated this game. There is quite the disconnect when the characters are monologuing about how unfair the cops are while I barrel into a civilian’s car at 120 MPH.
Bugsnax
2020
pretty good
A game as good as it is depressing
If you're done lying to me, then you should stop lying to yourself...
Days Gone
2019
Do you like survival mechanics that only exist to keep players from exploring the empty world map?
Fond of nonsense prestige tv bravado about complex anti-heroes with loose moral codes?
Assassin's Creed games too stimulating for you?
Are you the proud owner of a novelty Sons of Anarchy hoodie with your hometown written on it?
This might be the game for you.
Fond of nonsense prestige tv bravado about complex anti-heroes with loose moral codes?
Assassin's Creed games too stimulating for you?
Are you the proud owner of a novelty Sons of Anarchy hoodie with your hometown written on it?
This might be the game for you.
Death Stranding
2019
Getting an S rank on delivering your mums corpse to the incinerator is harder than one thinks