A great piece of content to add to an already legendary game

Pokémon fans discovering basic roguelike trends and even more basic storytelling for the first time and hailing both of those as a masterpiece because they clear the low bar of mainline Pokémon slop

I opened up trending and gave a half star to one of the first games I saw
You may now laugh

NO ASMIK ACE ENTERTAINMENT!!!
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!

Fails to understand the culture of the youth

Haven't actually finished the game, having to escort Eileen is gonna send me. Loved the game up until then :/

Yiik for people who exclusively engage with shonen slop

“Die monster, you don’t belong in this world” is what I say to this game

DEAR DAN SALVATO: GO BACK TO SPEEDRUNNING YOSHI’S STORY INSTEAD OF MAKING THIS PIECE OF SHITERATURE CLUB

A spineless propaganda piece in favor of something truly repugnant: golf

Can’t get into it cause the character John is just that unlikeable
I hope something bad happens to him

I love being able to play as characters from my favorite anime Sword Art Online

Yeah this game is hollow alright

Encourages kids to engage in a very dangerous activity: being a fan of the New York Mets

Highly recommend it if you don’t know what being sad is so you’ll think it’s doing something new