bring back the weird humans

they killed luigi in the opening and i think that's pretty messed up.

if you beat my record time on levels i'll kill you

this game taught me how to mash

shared health is a nice incentive to make you not want to kill your friends

the last two things i have cried at recently were garfield and this game

why did they lock the good ending behind NOT helping the old man who just fell 20 feet and broke all of his bones