game has a section in the credits for boob jiggle physics consultants and it is, as far as i can tell, the only two women on the staff

if you put a mermaid statue in a tank it becomes a live mermaid and i just think its neat

the dog taught me about the inevitability of haters

this game stays true to the source material, in that it is full of dumb gags involving women, uninteresting shooting, and a lot of long corridors

really impressed by the amount of dialogue the npcs have that changes whenever minor events happen in the world. it is a lot of extra work that makes the world feel a lot more alive and not full of static npcs

this wasnt blocked on school wifi and it made my hands hurt

plays like a scholastic book fair smells like

the snowager has awakened... something in me

it's like dragonball advanced adventure but bad!

as a scrum master this game resonated with me on too deep of a level

you can talk to a stop sign and it talks back

seal fall down

this is the best fishing game on nes, idc what anyone has to say. the kind of tactile way you have to swing your lure into marlin and the rpg leveling features + the 9 different environments keep it varied. and they get so big their bills slam into the concrete when weighed. it rules.

the pressure sensitive controls hurt my hands. a lot. like a lot a lot. there is no way to play this without being in pain. but it is surreal enough to warrant a playthrough regardless