sagedreamcast
2013
All hail the mouldy bread!
2014
What even was this
2014
starts sobbing violently
2013
THE MUSIC DID NOT HAVE TO BE THAT GOOD?
My favourite mobile game when I was 9. I loved it back then but looking at it now, WOW everything was locked behind spending money. Loved the mini games though. I used to open the app just to play the minecart, potion-making and EQ dancing games all the time. MEMORISED ALL THE DANCES TOO they are still stims to this day and it haunts me. Let me out.
The gameplay is honestly really addictive and fun, I hope more KemoFure fans give it a shot. Excusing some choppy translations, this is a really well-made game that’s really generous with its rewards for F2Ps.
2017
A couple weeks ago I watched a two hour-long video essay explaining how this game is bad, and I agreed with everything in it.
Anyway I like the game
Anyway I like the game
do you guys remember when animal crossing villagers had personality? me neither, it’s been years since 2012. pass the new leaf game card
The way this game suddenly introduces new stupid supernatural shit all the time but is dead serious is so funny. The way this game just DOES shit, just says balls-to-the-wall INSANE shit, just shows you INCOMPREHENSIBLE concepts that under NO circumstance, in NO world make anything CLOSE to sense, and the game treats all of it with the seriousness of a hardened war veteran writing a fucking manifesto. And I absolutely love it. Nothing about this makes sense, all the characters could start killing each other for all I care- funny shit just happens! PLEASE play this game with some friends who have never played a Zero Escape game before with the mentality of ‘we are just here to have a good time laughing’. Drinking optional. Shot game recommended.
the ending is literally just random bullshit go
jumpy listen to me the birds are secret cameras installed by the government. the government is spying on everyone with birds. do not waste your seeds and crumbs of food on them jumpy. they don’t deserve your pity, they are using your human compassion against you in order to receive free food. they are spying on us and STEALING OUR FOOD jumpy you don’t understand the severity of this jumpy why are you opening the door oh jumpy please don’t leave this is very important
2007
if you haven’t spent half of a family visit at grandma’s making cakes in this game we can’t be friends. sorry
2011
This review contains spoilers
Because I couldn’t play my 3DS outside of the weekends for years, the main story took me about three YEARS to complete. I couldn’t tell you how elated I was when I finally defeated Bowser and the credits rolled.
And then Luigi appears.
And 8 more worlds appear greyed out in the world select.
Oh.
My.
GOD.
And then Luigi appears.
And 8 more worlds appear greyed out in the world select.
Oh.
My.
GOD.
LOVED this game when I was younger. Got stuck on a specific spot in the final mission and my DS got sold soon after. Years later I bought a physical copy again and completed it. Best experience
2017
My worst secret as a lifelong Sonic fan is that this was my first completed Sonic game. I am sorry. I will do better.