i would fucking die for you molly

it literally feels like this game teleports your mind into an alternative reality where skynet took over but instead of destroying humanity they produce these kinds of games made specifically to torture and torment you

seen the gameplay once since its release and genuinely thought i simply made this game up until now

the game genres have been regurgitated over and over again so much that we have come to a point when we are able to play a mix of blasphemous (being a mix of dark souls and metroidvania which is a mix of metroid and castelvania) and bloodborne (which is just dark souls with a different setting) and it won't even seem weird

at this point i really hope someone makes an ai software that just lets you name whatever games you want and then make an unholy amalgamation to your exact liking

at first i wanted to make some corny oneliner like "still better than dark souls 2" but no..
i'm sorry miyazaki for even thinking such blasphemy

turn collisions on in a full stacked lobby and you'll learn things you never even dreamed of

i think it's kinda funny riot decided to disband riot forge before this even released
really puts into perspective how much faith they had in this making any money whatsoever

gamers would implode after finding out playdoh and lego exist

do you remember when parents bought you those 1 dollar toys made from china with the cheapest plastic you could find

yeah that's how i feel about this franchise

first souls like to take a brave step forward and make you play as a twink with a bob cut

retirement home core

i'm crying why nobody gives a shit

hate bonding over this stupid fucking book who prolongs the playtime by 2 hours everytime he appears

oh look another anime fighting game how innovative and original

ichi proposing after a single date is such an ichi thing to do and he's so real for it

also there are like 6 soundtrack CDs from Persona which you can listen to which i think is pretty funny

i think it's kinda silly that i enjoyed the gunplay out of every other aspect the least