Ranking Every Game I've Played in 2023
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17 Games
Wild how DMC5 is my Game of the Decade twice in a row.
1
We're so fucking back.
2
It's a solid remake of a game I love, of course this would be near the top of the list.
3
It's a fun little game that just feels so good to run around in.
4
As someone whose knowledge of TMNT doesn't extend past the 2003 series and seeing ridiculously well-animated clips of Rise of the TMNT, I thought it was a pretty great beat em up.
5
Sakuna could damn near reach all timer status if there wasn't such an egregious amount of mandated grinding via the farming. I vibe with just about everything else about the game, but goddamn do I hate the farming.
6
Judgment is a very solid title, but man it feels very bloated on a gameplay front. I genuinely do think Lost Judgment is leagues better in most every way. Also power gap after this.
7
It lacks polish even at the best of times, and I could do without the excessive pandering to the classic era of Spongebob, but this is a perfectly fine platformer.
8
Quite frankly, I think it's criminal that MoM is essentially a full-priced recap game. Doesn't help that the gameplay is mid as all hell.
9
Yep, this is post-2016 Ratchet, alright.
10
This is absurdly mid for a game I hear people hype up a lot.
11
I've never been more torn on a game in my life. It's like if someone kicked you in the balls with metal cleats then handed you an ice cream cone after.
12
I've never played a JRPG with such an overreliance on grinding more than Yakuza 7, holy shit man. This game sucks.
13
This is far and away the worst Yakuza game I played. A mediocre story paired with the worst feeling combat and worst enemy design in the series. The only benefit is being much shorter than the other ones.
14
Genuinely disgraceful video game. Fucked up how I played two action RPGs in a row, and both tackle slavery in an insidious and heinous way. There's almost nothing good to say about this abhorrent waste of time.
15
What is the fucking point?
16
Dissidia Final Fantasy without the sauce.
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