Ninja Theory write something that isn't insanely tone deaf and offensive challenge

Ape Escape 3 is Gex but for chads

This ain't even a review, just a story. One time a friend came over to my house and wanted to play FFX, and they accidentally saved over my save file. It wouldn't be so bad if it was like an hour or 2 in, but the file that was saved over was right before the final bosses. I never beat FFX because of it, it was just too debilitating.

Over 40 hours long, and not a single second was spent firing neurons in my brain

One time I saw a tweet implying Shadow of Mordor's combat system was as deep as Devil May Cry 5's, and my life has not known peace since

This game basically made me the most chuuni motherfucker ever for the grand majority of my time in elementary school

Bold of Insomniac to take Ratchet and Clank 2002 and make it the most patronizing shit ever

This game doesn't deserve Lotus Juice

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, but for intellectuals

Everyone has talked about this game to death in many aspects, but no one talks about how Shadow gave the rawest line of all time in the final battle by saying "A fourth-dimensional being? This might actually be a fair fight," and that needs to change

Ape Escape Million Monkeys is the best Musou and it's not even close

I have a major bone to pick with this game (and this series in general, for that matter) in terms of how intensely cynical and mean-spirited it is compared to other entries, as well as how counterintuitve some of the character arcs are, how they undermine the still solid ending, and how underutilized one of the trial mechanics are, but man, I wanna headpat Kaede

Grim Fandango made me realize I'm a goddamn idiot, but I had a good time being an idiot the whole way through

Infinite's theme is the reason this game even gets half a star

wakes up in a cold sweat Looney Tunes Back In Action is just Ape Escape, like holy shit!