the_wiz
2023
Really easy to do an infinite combo with no prior experience trivializing all crew battles, some parts of the plot felt like they were reworked last minute and had to rewrite around the order of in-game events very awkwardly, your “final form” is by far the lamest character design in the entire game (also he never wears the mask???), no character select in the hideout, not nearly enough missions/challenges to test your skills and 90% of the game ends up being a collectathon that mostly disregards the main mechanics of the game. Despite this, it’s a really fun game.
1993
Metal slug’s uglier and more autistic brother (affectionate)
2020
Toejam and earl ps3 remake remastered for ps4 with subpar romance writing and conflicts that happen for the sake of conflict. Collectathon where you loathe the collectibles.
2023
Sorry but this game feels like arthritis
2023
I’m a movement whore and my god this game is Grindr
2016
He’s annoying as shit and I love him
I wish I lived in the timeline where this game was synonymous “game-y” because what it achieves can only be accomplished through video games but alas game-y is really just shorthand for ludo narrative dissonance where I live.
2012
R1 :’(
2019
Okie, short and not all that human, exploitative, suicide left as a jumpscare
2021
The saving system is ass, brings nothing to the game, don’t why it’s like that. I did the dev gnome after like 9 hour binge and lost five hours of progress cuz it boots you out if beat the fight. Why. Good game though.
2002
First video game I ever played. First memory I’ve ever remembered. It’s pretty good.
2001
Flcl of video games. Shit rocks.
2022
Pretty lighting, that’s pretty much beside the painfully mediocre story.