11 reviews liked by thepardunk


With exception of maybe 2 or 3 bosses I think I could stick a whole wiimote in my ass.

I gave it a good rating Todd, please let my family go

Nintendo will literally never make a game as good as this ever again. It feels like a mistake, some glitch in the system, a miracle that this game even exists.

If you let Tumblr fandoms ruin a game for you, you need to grow up.

remember when the internet tried to convince itself this game was bad actually. lmao

i have daily traumatic flashbacks to high school where i was walking down the halls wearing an Undertale shirt and this one random guy was like "wh-what??? a gamer girl!" and then blocked my path and did the entire Sans speech. the whole thing. in public.

Hades

2020

turns out this dating sim has a pretty compelling action minigame attached

if you have Never played Wii Sports you're probably a cop

that one gravity falls episode clears lets be real

An early indicator of what would become of a lot of modern gaming. Axed a lot of player agency and options from Sim City 4 and was required to always be online. Showed how predatory EA and Triple A developers were going to get. Diablo III was just the beginning. Sim City helped get the snowball rolling. Had I known what was going to happen, I would have spoken up sooner, but now we're stuck in this hellscape we've made for ourselves.