His mindfuck final smash is pretty cool

The straw that broke the fire emblem camel’s back

Smash 4 on the miiverse plaza never updated for me after our boy here was added to the game so even once the dlc was complete, Roy was still the thumbnail for smash 4

This review contains spoilers

Jack punches princess Sarah I’m not kidding he just knocks the wind out of her

Pit being illiterate makes him the most relatable Nintendo protagonist ever

I would like to commend this game for helping pioneer the generic orchestra genre of music. Really helps make room in my head for actually memorable songs

Moral of the story: even from beyond the grave a man just wants to grill for god’s sake

Irreversible damage upon society

Contorted the bones in my arms in an attempt to hold a cat. The devs really just gave zero fucks here huh

I started playing this game while the Easter event was going on I know what true hell is

After nearly 10 years of owning this game I FINALLY beat the Elite Four and the Champion.

The most fun you can have with balls and food

The summer of Splatoon was something magical

This review was written before the game released

Me when my mom asks why there’s piss all over the toilet seat