What the fuck HAPPENED BRUH

A car crash happened right behind my house when I finished this

The best 2D platformer ever. The final boss alone makes this game a 10/10

“You didn’t even say hi to me at the party”
What I saw at the party:

Fire in my heart: Set.

Yeah fuck that horse

That most certainly was half life 2 lost coast

He nutted in me and then immediately started playing Kirby Air Ride

The fact that Steel Wool went from making the definitive versions of Fnaf 1-3 to then shitting the bed with security breach is insane

Who here actually played this on a Steam Deck cause I didn't

I FUCKING LOVE DELIVERING PACKAGES

I WANNA TRAVERSE DANGEROUS LANDSCAPES AND FIGHT GHOSTS SO I CAN GET THIS PACKAGE TO ITS DESTINATION AND GET LIKES

ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE NOW THIS IS GAMING

This game smells bad

You like persona?

Held back from being 10/10 only by some dark souls 2 level bullshit encounters and horse jank, Elden Ring is the very definition of the words “adventure”, “quest”, and “legend”. This is the ultimate fantasy game. This is the new standard for open world games and the fantasy genre as a whole.