i would live in blood gulch

i never got past the shit monkey

best fighting game ever made!!! obsessed with the lore

id rather tie my cock to a doorknob and slam it shut than suffer through another game crash
but i cant believe that they made the game soundtrack decades in advance!!

halo is mankind's greatest achievement

pretty sick, but also sucks because some bozo can spend 1000 karma koins and 5sack you across the map with a giant tiger pack-a-punch gun

crash gets bashed (gone wrong!)

one of my fav game soundtracks
some of the best npcs in any game (sus)
lots of bugs
slingshot sound effect makes me coom
want to finish this but i keep forgetting to

-beat it first try
-pro drinking/smoking game
-want to try this in real life