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BUZZFEED QUIZ #1986

Who Said It — Taylor Swift (😍😍😍) Or Beatrice (🤮🤮🤮)?

1 "Did I close my fist around something delicate? Did I shatter you?"

2 "Do you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?"

3 “Past the curses and cries, beyond the terror in the nightfall"

4 “Now my eyes leak acid rain on the pillow where you used to lay your head"

5 “Life isn't how to survive the storm, it's about how to dance in the rain”

6 “Words can break someone into a million pieces, but they can also put them back together”

7 "I'd meet you where the spirit meets the bones in a faith-forgotten land"

8 "Your touch brought forth an incandescent glow, tarnished but so grand"

9 "I wish to know the fatal flaw that makes you long to be magnificently cursed"

10 “Ushiromiya Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatler cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle"


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Answers:

1 Taylor Swift
2 Taylor Swift
3 Taylor Swift
4 Taylor Swift
5 Taylor Swift
6 Taylor Swift
7 Taylor Swift
8 Taylor Swift
9 Taylor Swift
10 Taylor Swift could have said that too we can’t say for sure (Devil's proof)

Number 1 female Spotify artist EVER.

Taylor could write Umineko but Ryukishi could never write Evermore.

“People haven't always been there for me but music always has.”
― Taylor Swift
👆👆👆👆 Such powerful words 😭

Swifties stay winning 💅💅💅💅 You mad little gay boi with the SHEEPS 🤣🤣 and WOLVES 🤣🤣 family ????

My diva is also taller (1.80 cm or 5 ft 11") than your stupid spaghetti (🍝?) smelling ass witch.

>calls herself golden witch
>can only manifest candy
>og_battler_crying_sprite.png

>calls herself a "mere" pop artist
>also wrote the best country, country-pop and pop-rock albums of all time
>CHAD_TAYLOR_DIVA_QUEEN_QUEEN_CHAD.png

Stay slayin queen, don't let this goofy ass spaghetti (🍝?) smelling ass witch take your throne.

Me when 黄金の影修正版 BEATRICE MELODY(ラック眼力)is playing: 🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴🥱😴
Me when Shake it Off is playing: 🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻🎵💃🏻

THAT'S 👏 ALL 👏 FOLKS 👏 !

Beatrice DESTROYS Battler with facts and logic

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNN??????

my man ryukishi aprendio a jugar al ajedrez una tarde y se volvio loco

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rosa is the type of woman who would walk up to a customer service worker and yell at them to call the manager if they accidently gave maria an extra chicken strip


This chapter was the hardest for me to finish, i don't know why because i like it a lot.

There is a lot going on now and i feel Ryukishi is trying to bait me in so many directions that i lost my sense of self.

"Without love, it cannot be seen"

Tengo la polla durísima hermano puedo levantar el portátil con la fuerza que hay en mi miembro ahora mismo no tienes ni idea.

i want beatrice to call me incompetent. also rereading this episode after reading all of umineko puts me in so much pain

Definitivamente melhor que o primeiro e, pelo visto, terá uma recontextualização no futuro eps. Bem legal e manteve minha impressão que o jogo está produzindo algo bem divertido.

Esse daqui já foi bem melhor do que o episode 1, mas meio que tambem foi chato o começo.

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Actually insane.
There is so much to talk about this reread that i don't know where to start, but the way of how love is treated deeply here in such different ways is actually insane.
The way of how it will deceive you as of that scene of Jessica and Kanon's ghosts together with Jessica crying saying they're wrong about suspecting Kanon(making our love about those characters treat what they're saying as the truth, because nonetheless it would be too cruel, right? Kihihihihihi) or with Battler's love making him far away from the truth, because he can't suspect his beloved ones.
But, also, without love, without beliving in the witch, how can they escape? If they just belived in the witch and tried to resolve the epitath they could actually survive.
But how can they believe in a chessboard game where the enemy is actually playing to lose, right? Without love, it cannot be seen.
But, well, in the end, after such a tragedy, with trauma and the witch's belief in his mind, after driking a whole bottle of alcohol, hearing Genji's confession and probably poison's scent in Kinzo's room, he was finally be able to see.

(There is so much more to say, as Yasu's conflict, with Shanon and Kanon relations with Beatrice, or with the second twilight being probably a sex scene with some parts of the text being a support for it, as:

Beatrice:"(...) Now! Kanon, let's have a look at your blade!!(...)"
Kanon:"A thing like this...Can't even be used to trim the roses."
Jessica: "Kanon-kun,....What's..."
Kanon: "I didn't want.. To show you."
Beatrice: "So, you've taken it out. .....How does it feel to expose your subhumanity in front of the girl you care for?"

but that would be so long so yeah.)

Still my favourite 2nd part to a story

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Finally finished my EP2 reread! Please click off of this if you have not ALREADY READ ALL OF UMINEKO as these are the thoughts of someone rereading the series and already knows everything.

EP2 has quite an odd beginning. I remember just how confounded I was by it--yearning for the mystery and the murder and the question of who Beatrice is. The novel knows this too, never stopping to make fun of Battler to the point that he quite literally falls asleep on the gameboard until the murders happen.

EP2 is one of the episodes that really skyrocketed for me after I finished my initial read and came to understand the core of Umineko's story. At first it seems strange to learn so much about George and Shannon's relationship, why Kanon insists on the sea being grey--why we are even being shown all these events so long before the murders occurred. But once you understand how Sayo factors into everything and just exactly what love means to her and why George and Jessica are important to Shannon and Kanon respectively, the story takes on a whole new meaning.

Shannon insists to Kanon that the sea is blue even though, in actuality, it is grey. Episode 2 then tells you the world is made of love. Shannon chides Kanon, "you can't see the color of the sea because you have no xxxx." Deliberately changing the truth to make your life bearable--making the sea blue when you are happy and in love because you want it to be a precious memory no matter what everyone else says--this is magic. Magic exists all around you when you are in love, and thus love must always be searched for, so one can always be happy. The story never relents with this plot beat in the pre-murder portions and it really, really makes EP2 stand out once you understand the nature of Shkanontrice. Kanon and Shannon duke it out over the nature of love, and Beatrice sets them up to fail and succeed and fail again, promising them love but reminding them that they are furniture because they share one body that surely cannot ever be loved, and a witch must exist on that belief in love before tearing it apart.

Beatrice also talks predominantly of promises and especially the kind that lovers keep. This is the cruelest Beato we see as well, her screaming at Shannon that love cannot and doesn't exist and that worthless furniture shouldn't speak to her about it is something that doesn't really happen again. And it fits perfectly when you know this is the last message bottle anyone found. It really reads like Sayo going sort of stream-of-consciousness with her writing.

EP2 feels like the sort of "ultimate" bad end in all of Umineko. Kinzo lives and gets to be reunited with Beatrice and apologize and presumably be forgiven by her. Battler doesn't make any meaningful progress in the epitaph, and at the very end Beatrice literally just straight up tells him everything. It's the ultimate play to make Battler surrender--if he'd just been told everything about why Beatrice exists, of course he'd immediately accept her and give into fantasy. He's too kindhearted for that. But in this case, blind acceptance is not what Beatrice wants. She wants him to puzzle it out, pick her apart, and then accept her anyway. She doesn't want to just tell him.

I also like the ending where Rosa 1v1s the goats. A very satisfying and cool ending, even though Rosa is my second most hated character (only beaten out by Kinzo) in the whole VN. But Worldenddominator is probably my favorite song. Overall Rosa is very compelling in EP2, being posed as a sort of "witch who does not believe she is a witch," as well as being an accomplice to Sayo on the gameboard. Even Beatrice treats her like a witch with the banquet she offers her in the Tea Party, only to be denied by Rosa again and again. Perhaps Sayo, writing the story, does not believe that Rosa could ever be as "cool" as a witch because she seems incapable of love. Or maybe Sayo ultimately feels a strange pity for Rosa and doesn't want her to actually be a witch because it means never being human. Who knows? I think both insights are interesting.

Once again, there are lots of hints about the nature of Umineko's story, and it's amusing how much of those are presented pretty obviously to the reader in all the slice-of-life sections, but because we are so Battler-pilled we just tell ourselves that it's not the mystery section and not important to solving the question about who Beatrice is. Ryukishi was very patient to write all this out knowing that readers would just disregard it because no one was killing each other. I like EP2 more every time I revisit it because of how much it tells us about the person writing the story...and Beatrice wouldn't let this exist in her tale were it not important in the first place. A clever reminder that writing is an intentional story crafted together from things the writer is always thinking about to best communicate their intentions, and it is up to you, the reader, to always pick it apart, even if you find it dull/incomprehensible/a pain. A metatextual ode to the relationship shared between author (RYU07/Sayo/Beatrice) and reader (us/the people who find the message bottle/Battler).

"...I do play tricks. Of course, I also deceive people. I'm no different from humans in that regard. ...But not once have I disregarded a promise I've spoken. What about humans? Do you always keep your promises?"

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when they revealed bernkastel was actually rika i screamed so hard i was gonna pass out

beatrice donde dejas la pipa cuando vas a mear

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Overall another great episode albeit a little slower to allow for more interpersonal relationship developments and to further mould its foundations. I initially thought it was a little weaker than chapter 1 (since ch1 has the advantage of the "initial descent" + more eventful), but Rosa's last stand off + character reflection + Tea Party + Secret Tea Party + Recency Bias brings this just barely above chapter 1 in my opinion.

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Ryukishi's writing style may have its flaws (i.e. fluff that could be trimmed on many, many, occasions) but damn if I don't feel what he's communicating

This reread has only got me closer to this vn, always been a favorite since I initially read it in 2019 but revisiting it has only hit home why it means so much to me. These characters mean the world to me, so accepting their highs as well as their lows come equally as naturally. One of the best parts about viewing this story, ep 2 in particular, from the lens of a reread is ruminating constantly on the nature of [the culprit] and their pain in relation to themself and the world around them, which has been immaculate. And of course, this goes for every other character as well; they aren't just pieces on a chessboard, they're all individual human beings with their own pasts, motivations, and experiences shaping the ultimate 'self' they are. Being able to feel and empathize first-hand is unlike anything I feel reexperiencing another series can offer.

In conclusion holy shit I'm not ready for episode 3 & 4 part 2

Arruma boa parte dos problemas do primeiro episódio com algumas das escritas genias que são marcas do Ryukishi, não darei spoiler, mas a resolução de um dos twilights é tão irônico que não pensaria em algo mais perfeito para uma obra como Umineko.
Em especial, adorei o embate metafisico do battler com a Beatrice e nunca mais irei olhar texto vermelho do msm jeito na minha vida
- You are incompetent!

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Another amazing chapter, Ch1 was better in my eyes, but the highs here are much higher than Ch1 and perhaps WTC as a whole up to this point.

The scenes between Battler and Beatrice in the (mind dungeon? thing?) are sooo good and well written, the back and forth they have is amazing, the VA work is incredible, the way Beatrices VA shouts Batleeeeeeeeeer is iconic.

Battler and Beatrice relationship so far is very strange and is what I'm most curious about. She even tells him to call her Beato which is a sign of respect? I don't even know and then she makes him furniture? it's all so crazy, but their chemistry is nutss, Though I have zero clue how the werid time prison they're in works. Is the Battler there the same from Ep1? sure seems likes it, so is there 2 Battlers, one from Ep1 and then the Ep2 Battler? I guess I'll see but idk. Also I cannot get over the fact that the tea party comes of initally as a afterparty just like Higurashi but then it's actually canon and kinda like vital to the plot?? especially here, Battler coming back in the tea party is amazing, it's just a shame he asks Maria to ask him to eat her out like what the fuck man... I loved you, Battler you're such a good protag why must you say these things!!!

Anyway Battler & Beatrice are amazing characters and I'm very invested in them and just need to see more of them. I could talk about other characters but I won't get sidetracked. This review will stay shortish. So finish here!

Overall writing is crazy good and I love all of Beatrices and Battlers interactions, I got loads of questions and my theorys don't be makin sense, so hyped to read the rest. BUT uhh Isn't Battler not believing in magic and the such just like wrong? like bro is in some sort of time chamber?? and like the red text? I mean does Battler believe in magic just not accept Beatrice? IDK man... it crazy. Adore this episode though!!

simplesmente o mais fraco da franquia, não tem quase nada minimamente interessante e é maçante de acompanhar

COMO LE DICES A ALGUIEN QUE LEA ESTO SIN HABER LEÍDO HIGURASHI, EL ??? ES PEAK

He entendido todo lo que ha pasado aquí obviamente, por cierto!!!!


"FUCK YOU ROSA!!" was something I was frequently shouting to myself. I hate Rosa from the way she treats maria to the scene where she points a fucking gun to Battler however this VN then begins to make me somewhat sympathetic towards her. After reading the tea party it began to make me wonder if the way she acts might be because of the way she was treated when she was younger. I feel that episode is better at showing the relationships between certain characters a lot better then Episode 1 however I feel like the deaths are less memorable and that might be because the way the first 6 chosen as the key were found paints such a gory but intriguing image it makes the other deaths fell less impactful. This episode introduces a red text gimmick which I do enjoy. Overall I prefer Episode 1 slightly more than this episode. (I might change the rating after I finish reading the entire VN)