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Sin más, desafíos divertidos

Petit jeu arcade sympathique qui fait passer le temps.

Está simpático y algunos niveles son muy originales y tienen muy buen diseño. Lo que le resta a este juego son decisiones modernas que no se corresponden con el tipo de juego que es: un juego de puzles. Que el mapa sea un minimundo y tengas que desplazarte de manera tosca a los niveles y encontrarlos termina por hacerte perder una cantidad enorme de tiempo. Por otra parte el componente multijugador online no me ha tenido especial chiste y hubiese preferido una mayor duración del juego principal que es bastante corto.

Fun an addicting at first and is fun to play with friends. Over longer periods of time, it becomes more frustrating trying to accomplish all the goals.


Maybe I do... I don't know why I 100% this game. It was one of the first games I played on my PC, and I thought it was going to cause me to put a fist-sized hole in the monitor, and I don't get mad at games. The rage kept me coming back for more.

Essentially a mini game. Controls are extremely loose. Not being able to stop took a while to get used to. The game goes from easy to insanely hard quickly.

Loved the demo of this, but the full release seemed weirdly fixated on a season pass of all things? Didn't quite feel like it had retained the vibes that I enjoyed from the demo, sadly.

It's got a pretty addictive gameplay loop but not so addictive that the flaws and annoyances are easy to ignore. The biggest annoyance is the campaign map, which becomes an eventual annoyance when traversing, trying to find new stage areas to go to. Eventually trying to look for new levels becomes enough of a chore that the harder stages become less interesting to tackle. Worth a play through though if you are looking to get lost in a solid arcade style game.

Came back to this after writing out this first portion. Still an addicting loop, still got some frustrations to the gameplay that make the minor collecting/perfecting stuff something I'm not interested in.

conduzir neste jogo é tão prazerososo como esmagar as bolas com uma prença hidraulica

Um jogo de puzzle mecânico onde o objetivo é estacionar o carro nos lugares indicados. Só que você não tem freio nem marcha ré e tem que parar certinho nos pontos específicos.

Achei divertido, porém tem essa coisa dos controles serem meio ruins de propósito, porque é o ponto todo do jogo, que é algo que me frustra e passa a ser mais irritante do que divertido depois de um tempo. Me diverti por algumas horas no game pass e valeu a pena testar por lá, mas não tive vontade de jogar até o fim.

Tem um passe de batalha e compras estéticas por algum motivo. Achei uma decisão curiosa.

Didn't like how the car felt at all and it was annoying to begin with.

i'd like this game to be a game that you try to park in different and hard situations and whenever you can't park someone yells at you for your mistake. it's not even close to that. I' m not judging the game based off my wishes don't get me wrong game is boring and uninspired as well xD

A cool little indie game that tried to crowbar in the worst part of every AAA game these days (launching with an unfinished campaign and a fucking battlepass lmao)

Had a lot of fun, very solid level design ! (and surprisingly pleasant soundtrack)
I don't have much more to say but I'm surprised to see the low rating of the game here ...

yep definitely a gamepass game cuz i aint touchin it again, was fun for 2 hours lol

You suck at making video games that are fun

Maybe I'll come back, maybe I won't. Couldn't really keep my attention

You were pretty decent at being a parking game.

jogar enquanto ouve alguma outra coisa n tem nada de especial nem de atrativo o suficiente pra botar mais de 1 neurônio no jogo

That was fun for a bit, but ended up being too repetitive.

Fun romp of a game. It's nothing amazing but the physics feel pretty good and the puzzles are satisfying enough. There's a good amount of open-endedness to the level design where you can find unintended ways to beat levels faster. The game has a battlepass which is super strange, but it doesn't affect the gameplay whatsoever so I could not care less. The world map was more inconvenient than fun to navigate but it didn't hinder things too bad.

A quirky fun yet frustrating game with a great premise but tedious execution. I liked the idea of you suck at parking more than actually playing the game unfortunately.


]instant gameplay u just try to master the mechanics in the short courses, so as burst gameplay its very good, only stopped playing bc didnt have gamepass anymore

Glorified late 10's mobile rage game where every time you die it plays an ad but it also got a battle pass in case you don't hate yourself enough for playing it.

Abandon Reason: Beat the main island, then it just became more annoying than fun.

How do they know?

You Suck at Parking is an arcadey little game where you have to drive a car, park it in specific locations, and then do the same for each parking spot on a level. It’s a simple concept that rapidly gets more complicated, especially if you are aiming to earn Gold where you don’t make a mistake on each level. Single-player is good, but multiplayer is going to be where you’ll want to spend time.

However you can’t partner with friends yet, but that is coming at least. The biggest problem is for a budget title like this, why are there so many microtransactions already, there are a ton of customizations to buy, a battle pass, and even a season pass, it’s too much for any 20-dollar game. It’s a shame because the base game is good, but the microtransactions leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Pick this up if you like the idea of the game. The single-player game is pretty solid, but this is the problem. It has a good single-player, or multiplayer, but the rush to microtransactions here really taints the ideas, and the battle pass popping up after almost every match to show you what you would win if you bought it is gross. Say no to Battlepasses.

If you want to see more from me: Check out my video on this last month of Game Pass games: https://youtu.be/5_7MTcN1-Ac