AntitoxinZero
1993
Like with some of the Street Fighter 2 ports, I respect this game's legacy. I enjoyed the game for a while, but it's not really a FG I'd come back to. It's probably because I'm more used to fast-paced battles like the ones in Street Fighter 3 or KOF '98. So it'd make sense why this wouldn't click for me like any of the other FGs I play.
jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.
2023
2022
2001
2024
2013
I don’t know why it took me so long to write something for this game, since this was the game that made me fall in love with 2D fighters. Everything is perfect in this game, the music, the sprites and scenery, and it’s the most fun I’ve ever had with Street Fighter. (This was my second SF game after Hyper SF2, cause this came with the game)
1995
2022
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Ouw duty is to pwotect evewyone’s memowies, and hewp wetuwn histowy to the way it shouwd be!
But we need youw hewp.
The onwy wequiwements awe confidence in youw abiwities, and of couwse...
A stwong desiwe to pwotect histowy.
We’ve got a schoow fow honing youw skiwws, and a fuwwy equipped item shop!
How about it?
Why not use youw stwength to hewp out a gweat cause?
Ahem!
We'we awways on the wook-out fow powewfuw wawwiows!
Okay, then. Wisten cawefuwwy. To maintain safety hewe in Conton City, home to the Time Patwow, thewe awe a few wuwes you must keep.
Fiwst, fiwing a Kamehameha within the city wimits is pwohibited.
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Pwease hewp keep Conton City safe by obey its twaffic waws.
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