BendakStarkiller
2016
Look how they massacred my boy...
Just kiddin', it's not that bad. But nowhere near as good either.
Just kiddin', it's not that bad. But nowhere near as good either.
1994
It wasn't until 4 to 5 days after, when i realised, that 4 to 5 days earlier i have completed my walkthrough of one of the best video games ever conceived and expertly executed by a human imagination.
2020
No specters were spotted, but i had a grand ol' time with this particular revenge odyssey.
My Akira moment in gaming.
2023
A tremendous refreshment of the 2008 classic. Much like Resident Evil 4 (2023), or, actually, rather like The Last of Us Part I (2022), Dead Space (2023) perfectly preserves what made the original great and impressively elevates it to a whole another technical level, making it a definitive way to play this game going forward.
I do hope the team behind this will eventually get their crafty hands on the second one (the best one) and maybe even fix the third one (the least good, but still good one), who knows? (probably not going to happen)
I do hope the team behind this will eventually get their crafty hands on the second one (the best one) and maybe even fix the third one (the least good, but still good one), who knows? (probably not going to happen)
I think i appreciate MGS 4 more as a thing that exists, rather than i actually like playing it. Still, what an unhinged idiosyncratic vision that just doesn't give a flying fuck about good game design and goes full in on it's obsessions.
It's not the best shooter out there, i know!
But the style is immaculate. I wanna breathe this game in like a gas and trip out, dude. And the soundtrack? Maybe the most insanely good and goodly insane experimental music (if it can be called that, im not sure) i've heard in games right next to Drakengard's score. What a maniacal piece of art. This whole game is, actually, a piece of art, that should be displayed in a museum with thousand screens capturing each 10 meters of it's levels.
Put this thing in my veins, duuuude.
But the style is immaculate. I wanna breathe this game in like a gas and trip out, dude. And the soundtrack? Maybe the most insanely good and goodly insane experimental music (if it can be called that, im not sure) i've heard in games right next to Drakengard's score. What a maniacal piece of art. This whole game is, actually, a piece of art, that should be displayed in a museum with thousand screens capturing each 10 meters of it's levels.
Put this thing in my veins, duuuude.
2014
I don't care, this game slaps hard. Thinking about it and seeing what this series came to, completely abandoning the tone and ideas behind the original, makes me sad as hell, dude.
2014
I want Bayonetta to spank me, so what?!
2014
The last game that scared me to the point when there was no poop to transaction. A gory, blood soaked, scream deafened, bone brokened orgasm of horror.
2015
Crazy big potential that, evidently and sadly, will never be harnessed. A serious gothic-punk werewolf epidemic story that managed to stay grounded and real, and have some luxuriously fantastical yet somehow visually credible weaponry fun times... i wish it was longer, and i wish it was better, so we could have a sequel that could be a Playstation household title for years to come.
The level where literally every object in your flat attacks you has to be one of if not THE most obnoxiously difficult (and stupid) things i've ever seen in videogames.
2015
Gen-X Horror: The Game: A Good One: A Very Good One
Even in unfinished state (which is the only thing keeping me from awarding it with 5 stars) Phantom Pain beats 2015 ass like a crazy horse.
I love both first Black Ops games. "Dissapointing" does not even begin to describe what i felt about Black Ops III. A level design devoid of direction, a story devoid of emotion, a game devoid of fun.