After running like a coward for like 5 REs I can finally kick the zombies in the face.
This game has Franco in it and people don't even speak Spanish from Spain.
One of the masterpieces of all time

This is a great game, but you know what else is great? PONTYS PIZZA THE BEST AND ONLY PIZZA PLACE IN GALLOWS CREEK!! NOW WITH A 2 FOR 1 PIZZA SPECIAL KILLER PROMOTION

Average day as a Naples inhabitant

Yes? Women protection services? I have a stalker, what should I do?
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With a rocket launcher? Seems kinda drastic but alright.

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson interdimensional sailor ghosts of USS Kanaloa?

City of Ass

Racism for kids

I ate people and leveled up. Then I went home and played Maneater

I nutted across the universe with this game

I get Claptrap now. God f*ing stairs.

Seriously, after making a sick combo having to repeat it because some stairs were in the way is a mood killer for me

This is the worst game you can play. This is the best game you can experience.
This game has the worst story. This game has the best narrative.
This game's gameplay is the most boring task you can do. This game's puzzles will make you think outside the box and truly make you search and work out the answer.
This game is a contradiction. Play this game. Kill your past

I would have called it "A little better than average Mickey" but ok

Like pokemon snap but instead of pokemons you take photos of trade secrets

Crazy how Ubisoft could make stealth this fun.
I feel weird after using "Ubisoft" and "fun" in the same sentence.