DestroyerOfMid
A spineless propaganda piece in favor of something truly repugnant: golf
1994
KEEP YOUR FUCKING BEATLES REFERENCES OUT OF MY FUCKING GAMES
DEAR DAN SALVATO: GO BACK TO SPEEDRUNNING YOSHI’S STORY INSTEAD OF MAKING THIS PIECE OF SHITERATURE CLUB
Ludonarrative dissonance: If the game is called Ride to Hell, why do I feel like I’m in heaven when I’m playing it?
If you think a game where you start out with all sword units against all lance units is good, then learn basic game design
1994
Yet another SNES era platformer based on a cartoon that doesn’t do the original justice
Can’t believe they didn’t include Bluster Kong, the most important character
Can’t believe they didn’t include Bluster Kong, the most important character
2009
Let me tell you somethin'.
New York is the greatest fuckin'
city in the world.
My city.
I was a kid in these streets,
I started in the fuckin' gutter,
and I made it to the top.
This life ends one of two ways,
dead or in a boxing match against a racial stereotype.
I did both.
New York is the greatest fuckin'
city in the world.
My city.
I was a kid in these streets,
I started in the fuckin' gutter,
and I made it to the top.
This life ends one of two ways,
dead or in a boxing match against a racial stereotype.
I did both.
Obviously falls short of the much better sequel, WarioWare: Shove It Up Your Own Ass Game, but still a fun game if you go in with the right mentality
1992
Dolphins are mid
2008
Soulja Boy is mid
2000
I wish real life war criminals blasted We Will Rock You :(
2019
The best presented and most intricately designed fighting game I’ve ever played
The only flaw is that it doesn’t let me beat up Nobuhiro Watsuki
The only flaw is that it doesn’t let me beat up Nobuhiro Watsuki
1995
Funny that this game is about time travel because I want to go back in time to prevent it from existing
“Die monster, you don’t belong in this world” is what I say to this game
1985
Removing the option to club seals is woke SJW pandering