Gamerman444
2020
truly one of the games ever, a few minor things hold it back from near perfection. these things will surely be addressed in the sequel
2019
ive put a solid 250-300 hours into this game. and then i realized, its fucking stupid. being at the whims of RNG with almost zero way to use any semblance of skill you have to pull you over the hump of getting the most dogshit items imaginable. then it has the absolute audacity to hit you with some fucking millennial soy redditor line "erm maybe try lowering the difficulty" maybe you make a playable video game that dosent crash when there are more than 3 malachite enemies on screen. unoptimized piece of unity garbage + needs dlc to be fun and actually challenging. will probably play again soon because its fun in bursts :)
2020
meathook man
2010
when i was a little baby child i would have told you that this game was the goat, but them i got older than 13 years old and learned that other video games exist. still good, but im not some brainwashed reddit loon that thinks this is the game ever
2009
wait for official instructions, ha, wait my ass
2022
muy epico
2016
Ratthew
2016
would have been nice if they just updated the fucking game once
2023
nice job everyone, great work on a truly fantastic video game, just kidding you absolute beaver
2022
fun game, but it didn't not change enough to warrant a sequel. just feels like a big dlc update for the og game
2007
fun game, unbelievably racist community. they seemed much funnier when i was 7th grade dweeb
world of light sucks my balls
2023
most ive ever laughed at video game
2021
multiplayers is good but has its problems, the campaign may the most dull piece of donkey dick ive ever seen in a video game
2013
would be one of the all time goats if the camera wasnt made of absolute garbage