Fucking phenomenal.
A absolute masterclass in atmosphere, story, and acting.
This is an underrated masterpiece and is my favorite fnaf game by far.
Now yes, I may have some sentimental feelings toward this game because I played this game so much in my childhood, and I thought it was the coolest shit ever. It was my first fnaf game, and god I’m so glad it was.
Now okay, there are problems, and I’m not going to ignore that. I understand that the gameplay is less than stimulating, and is nothing like the traditional fnaf formula, but in my opinion sister location is not a game. It is an experience. The gameplay is nothing but an interactive element to it, and yes, it can be annoying at times, but you have to admit that it still crafts a perfect chilling atmosphere. This is a scary game, the voice acting is chilling, the color palette, and the limited vision is all really great stuff. But not only that, the game is also funny as HELL. Scott has a genuinely great sense of humor, and this film balances its tone perfectly.
The lore behind sister location is frightening stuff, and it is genius. The scooper ending is absolute perfection. Its tension goes so fucking hard and Ennard in the background is the scariest thing in the world. When the scooper finally scoops you, it is the biggest jump scare in the world, and is shocking. All the endings are fantastic, but this and the spring trap ending are the best.
Also the piano in the background in the spring trap ending is actually fantastic. Genuinely brilliant.
I could rant about how this is a masterpiece in every way, but I feel I’ve written enough. I understand why people hate this game (the gameplay isn’t the best ik) but everything else is a masterclass.

Ok, listen, this game is great. While I have never been a fan of the Sonic riders franchise, I still can appreciate how fun some of the levels are.
This game is great in all sorts of stuff. It looks great, it sounds great, the level design is great, the boss fights are great, EVERYTHING IS GREAT.
There’s just a teensy weensy problem: You can’t play the fucking game.
It is impossible to make Sonic MOVE a single centimeter. You cannot turn, you cannot jump, you can’t do shit.
And I don’t know if you know this, but in order to play the game, you have to actually y’know, control the character.
It’s physically impossible to do anything in this game and for that reason, this is the worst video game of all time.
And it’s a real shame.

Listen, I don’t care if this game is too easy, or if it’s too long, or if it has too many walking missions, this game is one of my favorite games of all time.
Every single episode captures the essence of the music perfectly (revenge of the is some of the best shit I’ve played in a while), and being the biggest Star Wars fan, I got every reference and every meme. It was pure joy.
Also, this game combines Mario Odyssey (my favorite game of all time), and Star Wars (my favorite franchise of all time). What more could I ask for?!
The two best parts of this game are the boss battles and the planets. The boss fights are a fever dream and are so exhilirating. Seriously, I replay them on a daily basis.
And the planets are gorgeous. So much effort oozes from every single corner of the planets. They have so much effort and detail in them and the results are stunning. They are truly a joy to play.
If you are a star wars fan, then play this game RIGHT NOW. It is some of the funnest stuff I have ever played.