GuyCalledAhmad
2013
There is nothing, NOTHING on the face of this planet, hell in the entire UNIVERSE that I despise more than you. Global warming, shooters, nazis, racism, terrorism, Michael Bay, they all pale in comparison to you. You stupid piece of good for nothing, pathetic trash.
Pure, unadulterated, WONDER.
Bursting with creativity and imagination, I am so glad this has come out, because those dog ass New Super Mario Bros games really left a bad taste in my mouth when talking about 2d Mario. Those games suck.
Bursting with creativity and imagination, I am so glad this has come out, because those dog ass New Super Mario Bros games really left a bad taste in my mouth when talking about 2d Mario. Those games suck.
2024
When you combine Burger and King you get Mcdonalds. That fucking kills me every time.
2017
Listen, these past few months have been tough for me in terms of games. Every time I tried to play a game, I just felt bored. No matter how fun the game was, it was just... boring. And this really sucked, because I love games, and I played every week, so to just quit gaming... Yeah it was rough.
So after a few months with no game time, I was bored, and decided to pick up my switch. I played different games, and yeah. It was still boring. Then I decided to revisit my favourite game of all time. And holy crap man, all I got was pure unfiltered joy. I don't think I have ever felt so much joy in a game, I kept running jumping, platforming for hours among end. I was addicted. I was back to playing games.
So thank you Mario Odyssey. Thank you.
So after a few months with no game time, I was bored, and decided to pick up my switch. I played different games, and yeah. It was still boring. Then I decided to revisit my favourite game of all time. And holy crap man, all I got was pure unfiltered joy. I don't think I have ever felt so much joy in a game, I kept running jumping, platforming for hours among end. I was addicted. I was back to playing games.
So thank you Mario Odyssey. Thank you.
2016
John Wick Hex should have just reskinned this absolute MASTERPIECE instead of making a glitchy awful top down rip off
2016
Holy FUCK this game looks so good.
I think sunsets might be my favorite thing ever
I think sunsets might be my favorite thing ever
2018
There’s a scene at the end which is the exact same as John Wick falling down the stairs of the Sacre Couer
I have no idea what to rate this.
I should rate it 5 stars, because it’s a clever, witty, well designed and high quality platformer with well realised mechanics and an addicting gameplay loop.
But I should also rate it half a star because every time I play it I want to launch myself through a fucking window.
I should rate it 5 stars, because it’s a clever, witty, well designed and high quality platformer with well realised mechanics and an addicting gameplay loop.
But I should also rate it half a star because every time I play it I want to launch myself through a fucking window.
2015
This game has the best soundtrack of everything ever. I don't think there is any doubt about that.
And listen, Megelovania and Hopes and Dreams are masterpieces and all (especially the latter), but people really need to appreciate Undertale (the song). It is my favourite track in the game, and is so relaxing. Please search it up on youtube NOW.
And listen, Megelovania and Hopes and Dreams are masterpieces and all (especially the latter), but people really need to appreciate Undertale (the song). It is my favourite track in the game, and is so relaxing. Please search it up on youtube NOW.
Take me on home to the asylum,
Never alone in the asylum
Anarchy ruled,
It was wild!
But through it all,
You never smiled
Joke’s on you,
I’m in your head
Look who’s laughing now!
Remember in Arkham City?
I killed your girl, so… pretty.
That was the night you let me die,
But when you looked me in the eye
That’s when I knew we’d be together,
Look who’s laughing now!
I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing,
I fill you with dread, and I can’t stop laughing,
Your parents are dead, and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHAH
What else can I do?
Now I’m part of you!
I am the clown prince of crime,
And we’ve had a hell of a time!
you’re part of me,
I’m part of you
Now there’s nothing we can’t do!
I can’t wait till I’m in control
Who’ll be laughing then?
I drove you round the bend and I’m laughing,
I’m with you till the end, and I can’t stop laughing,
I killed all your friends and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHAH
Oh yeah!
Think I can taste your fear,
Now that my time is near
I’m in your blood, I’m so alive,
I only wish you’d let me drive
It won’t be long till I make you kill
Who’ll be laughing then?
Barbara’s dead, and I’m laughing,
Jason Todd’s dead, and I can’t stop laughing,
I’m even dead and I can’t stop laughing HAHAHAH
What else can I do?
Now I’m part of you.
I drove you round the bend and I’m laughing
I’m with you till the end, and I can’t stop laughing
I killed all your friends and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHAHA
I’m cock-a-doodle-do!
All because of you.
I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing
I fill you with dread, and I can’t stop laughing
Your parents are dead, and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHA
I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing,
I fill you with dread, and I can’t stop laughing,
Your parents are dead, and I can’t stop laughing!
What else can I do?
Now I’m part of you.
Never alone in the asylum
Anarchy ruled,
It was wild!
But through it all,
You never smiled
Joke’s on you,
I’m in your head
Look who’s laughing now!
Remember in Arkham City?
I killed your girl, so… pretty.
That was the night you let me die,
But when you looked me in the eye
That’s when I knew we’d be together,
Look who’s laughing now!
I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing,
I fill you with dread, and I can’t stop laughing,
Your parents are dead, and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHAH
What else can I do?
Now I’m part of you!
I am the clown prince of crime,
And we’ve had a hell of a time!
you’re part of me,
I’m part of you
Now there’s nothing we can’t do!
I can’t wait till I’m in control
Who’ll be laughing then?
I drove you round the bend and I’m laughing,
I’m with you till the end, and I can’t stop laughing,
I killed all your friends and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHAH
Oh yeah!
Think I can taste your fear,
Now that my time is near
I’m in your blood, I’m so alive,
I only wish you’d let me drive
It won’t be long till I make you kill
Who’ll be laughing then?
Barbara’s dead, and I’m laughing,
Jason Todd’s dead, and I can’t stop laughing,
I’m even dead and I can’t stop laughing HAHAHAH
What else can I do?
Now I’m part of you.
I drove you round the bend and I’m laughing
I’m with you till the end, and I can’t stop laughing
I killed all your friends and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHAHA
I’m cock-a-doodle-do!
All because of you.
I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing
I fill you with dread, and I can’t stop laughing
Your parents are dead, and I can’t stop laughing! HAHAHA
I’m stuck in your head and I’m laughing,
I fill you with dread, and I can’t stop laughing,
Your parents are dead, and I can’t stop laughing!
What else can I do?
Now I’m part of you.
Adding Harley Quinn to my list of fictional character crushes. It’s a shame that her design get’s downgraded from here. She’s so hot in this game omigod
…Uh yeah good game I guess
…Uh yeah good game I guess
2012
Claptrap is one of the funniest characters in all of fiction, you guys just don’t like fun
God no
2019
They made a bad John Wick game. I didn’t even think that was godamn possible.
Listen, I don’t care if this game is too easy, or if it’s too long, or if it has too many walking missions, this game is one of my favorite games of all time.
Every single episode captures the essence of the music perfectly (revenge of the is some of the best shit I’ve played in a while), and being the biggest Star Wars fan, I got every reference and every meme. It was pure joy.
Also, this game combines Mario Odyssey (my favorite game of all time), and Star Wars (my favorite franchise of all time). What more could I ask for?!
The two best parts of this game are the boss battles and the planets. The boss fights are a fever dream and are so exhilirating. Seriously, I replay them on a daily basis.
And the planets are gorgeous. So much effort oozes from every single corner of the planets. They have so much effort and detail in them and the results are stunning. They are truly a joy to play.
If you are a star wars fan, then play this game RIGHT NOW. It is some of the funnest stuff I have ever played.
Every single episode captures the essence of the music perfectly (revenge of the is some of the best shit I’ve played in a while), and being the biggest Star Wars fan, I got every reference and every meme. It was pure joy.
Also, this game combines Mario Odyssey (my favorite game of all time), and Star Wars (my favorite franchise of all time). What more could I ask for?!
The two best parts of this game are the boss battles and the planets. The boss fights are a fever dream and are so exhilirating. Seriously, I replay them on a daily basis.
And the planets are gorgeous. So much effort oozes from every single corner of the planets. They have so much effort and detail in them and the results are stunning. They are truly a joy to play.
If you are a star wars fan, then play this game RIGHT NOW. It is some of the funnest stuff I have ever played.