It’s the cishet white man of Monster Hunter games

You can’t fuck the teacher anymore.

The game tells you to kill yourself and then you unlock an achievement.

2017

2021

If you make the burrito you’re depressed as fuck.

It’s the Dark Souls of Soulslikes.

It’s really funny that they animated her nipples.

And this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

I want Fran and Balthier to run a train on me

Let’s make a game that’s as annoying as fucking possible.

You get to kill capitalists as a doggo