Could I beat this character in a fight?
Let's find out!
The scale goes as follows:
- Overwhemingly Likely/Unlikely
- Very Likely/Unlikely
- Likely/Unlikely
- Even fight
The scale goes as follows:
- Overwhemingly Likely/Unlikely
- Very Likely/Unlikely
- Likely/Unlikely
- Even fight
13 Games
Cloud Strife - Give me a silver wig and I 100% got this - Likely
Bunkichi and Mitsuko might make this fight 2vs1, but I have the indomitable power of youth in my side, they stand no chance against me - Very Likely
Human Peasant - 50/50 but if they get promoted to militia I'm cooked - Even fight
Burgerpants - No amount of punches and kicks I could land with my phenomenal brazilian jiu jitsu skills could do him any harm more than life has already harmed him, he is an unbeatable force of nature. - Overwhelmingly Unlikely
Monkeys with swords - Unless I get a sword too, I'm unbelievably cooked. - Even, only if I have a sword
Elephant Plushy - What the fuck dude? No? I dont want to fucking harm her, fuck you Josef Fares, why would you make me do this? - Overwhelmingly Unlikely
Mario & Luigi - It doesnt even have to be a strong Bros. move, the moment they pull out a green shell, it's over for me I know it - Overwhelmingly Unlikely
Guy that screams "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT" - I'm not DA FREAKIN' BAT so I don't think I stand much of a chance - Very unlikely
Zeke - He might be out of shape, but he knows how to use a gun, that might put me on a disadvantage - Even
Ultima - Are you really telling me a fucking guy with no teeth and eyelids really gave the main cast this much trouble over the course of the story? I just don't believe it - Overwhelmingly Likely
Moogles and Kid G - I don't think there has been a creature designed for a videogame that has made me more irrationally angry just by looking at them and those two. It's just like this primal rage I feel that I just need to let out by punching them into the ground until I can't see them anymore, that rage alone would probably carry me through the fight - Overwhelmingly Likely
whatever the fuck the main character was called - "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha" - Overwhelmingly Likely
Orange Frets - FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK - Overwhelmingly Unlikely
9 Comments
@hotpoppah not only I would be unable to hit such a good boy, he would also fuck me up without even trying, I mean, I wouldn't want to fight someone that can spin around my neck like he did with Benedikta - Overwhelmingly unlikely
@HunterMask A wise decision.
Sol Badguy in Strive but before he loses his flame of corruption (aka at his strongest)
i believe in you, you will eventually get those orange frets. if it helps, i learned to move my whole hand down a fret to hit them, and just move it back and forth when convenient
zeke has to be the most random choice in this list
@G0dot I know very little about Guilty Gear's universe and lore, but I think I could probably fight Sol under that circumstance, you gotta fight your opponent in equal grounds you know.
@Snigglegros Thank you for the advice, it has genuinely been the most difficult thing to learn now that I'm starting to get into more songs that have Hard difficulties, I'll try to keep practicing with simpler ones that I know use Orange frets now and then lol
@imshitting420 initially I wasn't planning to include him, but, come on now, he's got a gun
@Snigglegros Thank you for the advice, it has genuinely been the most difficult thing to learn now that I'm starting to get into more songs that have Hard difficulties, I'll try to keep practicing with simpler ones that I know use Orange frets now and then lol
@imshitting420 initially I wasn't planning to include him, but, come on now, he's got a gun
WC3 TFT & FFXVI entries lmaoooooo. I believe it overwhelmingly
Lmao laughed really hard at that Tyler the creator tweet on SH
hotpoppah
13 days ago