My brother and I have been dramatically asking, "Where's everyone going? Bingo?" whenever someone leaves the house for the past month. A good remake based on a good game. Controversial opinion, but I actually like video games! Rather than ask the stupid question of whether or not Resident Evil 4 needs a remake, I'll ask a better one: why can't every game get this treatment? People clown on Todd Skyrim for re-releasing his most profitable glitch-works every time Bethesda's public image takes a shot across the bow, or they scoff at Capcom for ram-rodding Leon Shit Kennedy's suplex siesta onto store shelves every console generation, but why? Have you seen the state of this industry? It blows! I can't just walk into GameStop and ask for a copy of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand without getting jerrymandered into oblivion or seeing a pricetag that would make me shit blood (on the sand). But you know what I can ask for? Resident. Evil. FOUR. On digital. On disc. Standard def. High def. Wide-screen. Modded. Remade. Any flavor of Leon, just a card swipe or button press away from my grasp. Every game should get this kind of love. Every game should get a sick fucking knife parry. Every game should get a slick, modern re-imagining that supplements the original rather than supersedes it. This remake is so good, I'm playing through every variant of RE4 in order to enjoy it more. That's right, baby, next review is RE4: Wii Edition! Strap on your Wiimotes and gyro-aim that ass into your seat because shit's going down! (And because BOREDOM KILLS ME.)