The minigames were more fun than the game itself and they're a port from 64DS but hey the more you know

The DS cartridge has a 2010 save file of a woman called Ellie whos brain "age" was 80 and I thought she died

''Holy shit this game was scary'' I said to myself in pure daylight with the blinds wide open under a blanket with warm coffee with the game volume low and a podcast playing in the background with the gameplay set to easy

the european box art is better don't @ me

Ooh-wee-hoo, Half Life 2 is an alright game
Oh-oh, and Episode 1 is bad
Nothing happens and the gunplay is shit
This game ain't my bag

Edit: ok so I actually finished it, adding half a star because the funny linkin park meme, but overall it's extremely weak

The Shattered Memories of FMV ga- oh wait.

Im gonna be honest this game was extremely bug riddled, boring and laggy with FPS problems yet this is one of the most fun me and my friend have had this year lmao

Instead of Air Ride 2 or a substantial game Nintendo gives us another Nintendo Online based corporate spin-off for our grubby hands to chew on until they muster up any ideas.

It's cute I like it

One thing that frustrates me is that people talk about about how dated/bad this game is without realising how revolutionary it was for the time. Similar to HL I genuinely believe that this changed FPS forever. This game isn't perfect (after all it has the issues with most CODs) but for 2007 this has aged incredibly well.

wonder if @MatPatGT will love diving into this review

Only one board. Minigames are a pain to choose and play. Absaloutly made irrelevant by Superstars on the Switch. Why?

Im looking at all the other reviews now and it's so clear you guys don't understand this game at all. Anyway 9/10 screw you

Everyone thought this game was gonna get a bunch of good updates then it didn't LMAO.

The most fun I've had in a game this year.