I would like to talk about the game but the game doesn't want me to

I think if you can get Ocarina of Time in 1 go from some water pixels despite never playing or seeing the game then you can accomplish anything truly

"Hey guys, remember what we did to all those women? It doesn't matter anymore, we've just made a sequel to our most anticipated game of the last decade? No its not Diablo its Overwatch 2."

"We added 3 new heroes and reworked a few as well as adding maps to give you ultimate Overwatch experience. We've also added a paid battle pass, all the heroes are behind an unlock wall and the skins you could get for free in Overwatch now cost £16. But hey at least its free to play right?? We're delaying the Story Mode to 2023."

This is probably the biggest sequel dissapointment in history. As someone who played OW for a while (100+ hrs) as well as have friends who are big fans of the game this feels all the while confusing on why they made this. After playing the beta I just enjoyed the overall experience of the first one more and now with all the micro-transactions it has me extremely worried. The fact that the game literally changed itself to OW2 on my Xbox is extremely concerning. This just feels like a reskinned cash grab that a shitty company is trying to convince us that it's good again. If your own fans don't agree with the way you're making this, then who is this for?

but hey the porn is good so yknow

edit: for those who haven't seen my comment, this is me mostly complaining about blizzard's shitty way of treating fans and the game itself, rate the game whatever you want!

You know what, I'm actually going to praise Danganronpa very highly for the first time.

The first game was flawed. In fact a big mess if you look back after playing the triology. The 2nd game improved quite significantly although I would argue that the story and game started to fall off at the end (and I hate everyone praising Nagito, no, he's annoying). Ultra Danganronpa Girls has a minigame in which I will not describe but it sums up the game pretty well. Many anime adaptations and series', manga and other spinoff later, what do you get?

Media coverage. Merchandise and one of the biggest anime game followings. Danganronpa fans are known to be a bit on the crazy side and over the years forms this toxic and weird reputation in the online media. And so when the third game was announced the fans went wild. Another killing game?? Whats gonna happen?? Will the Hopes Peak storyline continue?? And what did the developers do?

They release another Danganronpa. However this time the trials have improved significantly in my opinion, the cast is fun, and overall the game leans on the more crazy side which I root for. What polished fun! Great for the Danganronopa fans?

Then the developers said, "Fuck you." I will not go into the ending much because spoilers but the reason why this game is ranked so highly is because of the way that Kodaka and his team sent off his series with a massive "I genuinely hate what my game and fans have become." And it is so amusing seeing all these people talk about how this game was "Ooh controversial, 2 was better, the ending ruined it for me.." No. Chances are you are the fans that the team has been making fun of all along.

Chunsoft, You have surprised me. You went off extremely slow and decided to finish with the biggest bang I have seen in a franchise so far. Its time to let the behemoth that this series is to rest.

''It could be that real comfort, the kind of coziness that we spend our lives searching for, can only be found in contrast to hardship, to worry and anxiety.'' goes fucking hard I said it

I genuinely don't think there are any other games out there that can tell a story like OneShot. I can't even write a proper review without spoiling 90% of the game but, thank you. Thank you OneShot.

none of you will ever play kino like this even if it spits right at you

The best atmosphere. In anything. Period. There is nothing more incredible than staring out at the barren dystopia of the mess you created.

how is this peoples favourite mario kart again

Multiplayer and Salmron Run are more refined and polished as well, and with the card mode and other QOL. The story mode is actually fucking incredible this time around (better than Octo Expansion, I said it) I highly suggest you go in blind. With updates and confirmed story DLC (with everyone's favourite lesbians) Nintendo has proven to us once again that they can make fun and exciting IPs.

Nintendo make me your bitch.

there was a garbage infestation and everyone at Tilted Towers died so I have to build 3 cemeteries.

got to world 4 before realising you could shoot

the orc lady gives me butterfiles in my stomach

10 year old kid and his annoying ass dog become superheroes and discover the power of getting some pussy

(reccomended by Retyl#3540 for my 2022 game list)