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Jon Blow crying over Soulja Boy playing Braid is still the funniest fucking thing in the world

The year is 2024

There still aint no point to the game

I need someone to Johnathan Blow me through my jorts

In 2008, I was playing flash games with better style, story and design than this.

1 Insane Jon Blow Tweet out of 5.

Braid

2008

Can you imagine the dude got so upset from one of the most popular music artists at the time giving his little game free publicity that he made a point to say how upset he was on film which was included in a full-length documentary? Yeah, what an absolute clown

Braid

2008

Not as good as everyone said it was back in 2009.

Braid

2008

To be fair, it takes skill to gaslight so many gamers and journos into thinking that Braid is a first truly deep, artful and whatever else video game at the time when such games as Metal Gear, Killer7, Mother, Deus Ex, Ico, Drakengard and especially Yume Nikki and OFF (aka real indie games) already existed.

this shit stupid as hell man

Not an actual game, but it's still one hell of a game!

I stand by this being one of the most fun games ever created. While Conviction may be controversial for basically abandoning everything Splinter Cell stood for, I'm very glad it exists regardless - you are a total balls to the wall raw powerhouse in this game. Conviction plays like watching a John Wick movie feels.

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