KrakatoaReviews
2013
Episode 5:
Bigby Wolf finally exhales all the ciggy smoke he has been accumulating over the course of the entire game.
Bigby Wolf finally exhales all the ciggy smoke he has been accumulating over the course of the entire game.
2016
Everyone's gangsta till I pull out the fish gun then you bitches wanna act like my best friend.
2019
Yeah thats right I completed Tetris. Everyone told me it was impossible but I proved them wrong.
2017
This game teaches valuable moral lessons, such as if you ever make a mistake, then instead of facing the consequences, all you have to do is slaughter multiple people in order to harvest their souls.
Yeah this is a pretty good game but Nintendo commited an unforgivable act by abandoing my homies the Gyroids.
2016
We shall never forget the brave sacrifices of many countless worms, who laid down their lives in hope of a better and prosperous future.
2015
If you ain't gay and want to know what it feels like to get fucked in the ass with no lube. Play this game.
2014
Smash Bros' younger more retarded but less pedophillic brother.
2015
HELL YEAH BROTHER, THIS IS A REAL MAN'S GAME AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN YOU'RE A CHUMP!!!
2014
This review contains spoilers
The final boss of this game is just the Wall of Flesh from Terraria mixed with Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddie's
2013
No one may pass this border without proper documentation. I don't care if you want to see your son after 3 years apart, cos that sounds like a you problem.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
2015
Sans Undertale. What more do I have to say?
2012
I'm over here simping for a fucking stone altar, sacrificing countless souls just for a taste of that sweet sweet juice.
Jerry Seinfeld:
"What is the deal with Hideo Kojima? His game take so much time to make. What the fuck is this!!!
"What is the deal with Hideo Kojima? His game take so much time to make. What the fuck is this!!!
This is not the El Dorado that I know. Now the El Dorado that I know has a big fat chief in it sending things to Xibalba.