This game brings out the darkness that resides in the soul of every man, whom would abadandon his friends and family to untold horrors for a measly trinket.

But you can do a funny dance so it kinda evens out.

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Looks like the Blue Man Group is another member down, pour one out for a real one.

This game is slightly better than a mouthfull of nails.

I am but a simple chimp yet even this surples of bananas did not excite my appetite.

Damn can't believe the most powerful creature in the DLC was a damn dirty ape

Hey man I beat this game. Not bad for a weird pile of goo or whatever the fuck I am made out of.

Rockstar if you stoped remaking this yee yee ass game maybe you would get some bitches on your dick. Nigga.

I didn't know that cowboys had so many songs about pussy, so this game was very educational.

People hating on this game are just a bunch of single-minded chumps. This is some real shit right here.

My question is, what is the difference between Shovel Knight and Spade Knight, they are very similar.

My only problem regarding the authenticity of Cuphead's animation is that, for an art style based on 1930's cartoons there isnt enough racist stereotypes.

Tricky Ricky can put my balls in his jaw.

Leshy has the hands of the Tattletale Strangler.

Yeah I solved this game, I'm pretty smart you see. Scotland Yard can suck my dick.

Damn man please, you can't take Big Momma from me, I won't let you!!!