Your Honour it was Funky Monkey Friday, my client had to GO APE.

This game is believed to be an innocent charming experience, but then you realsise that the Pikmin feast on the corpses of their enemies in order to reproduce.

Pikmin 2 is better.

Yeah this is a pretty good game but Nintendo commited an unforgivable act by abandoing my homies the Gyroids.

This game teaches valuable moral lessons, such as if you ever make a mistake, then instead of facing the consequences, all you have to do is slaughter multiple people in order to harvest their souls.

Bro how is the 'Lost Kingdom' lost if you can collect the gold coins, the standard currency of the game? I just think those stretchy caterpillars are trying to evade tax.

"God Hand is a game which, grinds through your analog sticks like butter, encourages healthy eating, respecting women and emphasises the virtues of the good samaritan principle."
- SsethTzeentach

I grow a turnip, then I sell said turnip. This is my life.

You can be having a good time playing this game, until you get butt fucked by an italian man riding about in a pair of Jays.

I'm afraid to say that I like this game, in fear that I might be associated with the professional nonces who play this game.

Yeah thats right I completed Tetris. Everyone told me it was impossible but I proved them wrong.

Everyone's gangsta till I pull out the fish gun then you bitches wanna act like my best friend.

Hollow Knight is pretty much Dark Souls
- videogamedunkey

No Zelda I'm not gay I'm just wearing this cute femboy outfit cos its too hot OWO.