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DRAKE LOOK OUT FOR THE TRAIN!!! OH MY GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN, HE CAN'T HEAR US!!!
This is not the El Dorado that I know. Now the El Dorado that I know has a big fat chief in it sending things to Xibalba.
Jerry Seinfeld:
"What is the deal with Hideo Kojima? His game take so much time to make. What the fuck is this!!!
"What is the deal with Hideo Kojima? His game take so much time to make. What the fuck is this!!!
2018
Cory Barlog when he sees the other games in the franchise:
"We must be better than this."
proceeds to break some random guys neck
"We must be better than this."
proceeds to break some random guys neck
2012
I'm over here simping for a fucking stone altar, sacrificing countless souls just for a taste of that sweet sweet juice.
2015
Sans Undertale. What more do I have to say?
2013
No one may pass this border without proper documentation. I don't care if you want to see your son after 3 years apart, cos that sounds like a you problem.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!
My dream is to be that big fat bastard who's smoking on the Hooka in the hub world.
2014
This review contains spoilers
The final boss of this game is just the Wall of Flesh from Terraria mixed with Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddie's
2015
HELL YEAH BROTHER, THIS IS A REAL MAN'S GAME AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN YOU'RE A CHUMP!!!
2014
Smash Bros' younger more retarded but less pedophillic brother.
2015
If you ain't gay and want to know what it feels like to get fucked in the ass with no lube. Play this game.
2016
We shall never forget the brave sacrifices of many countless worms, who laid down their lives in hope of a better and prosperous future.
2012
Ninjer is our word you can say Ninja.
2012
Everybody gangsta until big chicken man two-steps into the building.