KrakatoaReviews
No Zelda I'm not gay I'm just wearing this cute femboy outfit cos its too hot OWO.
2007
"How many Big Daddies could you take?"
Me: "I don't know, like 4."
"Oh you meant those Big Daddies"
Me: "I don't know, like 4."
"Oh you meant those Big Daddies"
2013
Citizens of Columbia I present to you:
"God only Knows" performed by the gayest quartet in town!!!
"God only Knows" performed by the gayest quartet in town!!!
Bruh why do I always got to fight the Joker? I want to fight that Shark that Batman beat the shit out of back in the Sixties.
2011
Boys you won't believe it Rocksteady listened to me and you get to fight a god damn shark in this game.
2011
I just quit my job at Aperture Science and all I got as part of my severance package was a field of wheat and my best friend.
2012
"Do you feel like a hero yet?"
No I kind of just feel sad and guilty.
No I kind of just feel sad and guilty.
2018
Damn for a game full of Sussy Bakas this game sure got old fast. But like Dr. Seuss says:
"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because Amungus."
"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because Amungus."
Damn man please, you can't take Big Momma from me, I won't let you!!!
Yeah I solved this game, I'm pretty smart you see. Scotland Yard can suck my dick.
2021
Leshy has the hands of the Tattletale Strangler.
I didn't know that cowboys had so many songs about pussy, so this game was very educational.
2017
Hey man I beat this game. Not bad for a weird pile of goo or whatever the fuck I am made out of.